My Rockstar Girlfriend | Billie Eilish

13.

* The End Of Tour ...

"you guys need to break up!"

"what?!" me and Billie collectively exclaimed.

"just think how much streams would go up if you two were to ends things!" Megan yelped excitedly.

"La Lune breaks up with her girlfriend and drops a new album! instant hit," she said.

"that sounds like a bad idea," I said shaking my head.

"yeah Megan, we really shouldn't," Billie said.

"it'll prove all the Bella supporters right!" Billie laughed.

"Billie, consider it," Megan said.

"I really don't know we should," Billie said.

"come on Billie! This will be good publicity!"

"you mean 'good' as in bad?" Billie questioned.

"any publicity is good publicity," Megan stated.

"how about no?" Billie argued.
"don't be such a party pooper!" Megan yelled.

"how would that even work? we just wouldn't follow each other on socials and not be seen in public?" Billie asked.

"and you would actually break up," Megan added onto Billie.

"I thought it would be a fake break up?!" I exclaimed.

"it would, if you two were still fake dating, but you're not, so..." she let out.

"so?" Billie questioned.
"So just end things already," Megan insisted.

"we're not breaking up," Billie argued.

"you have no choice Billie! If you guys don't end things soon, people will start thinking of you as a 'BCRS'," Megan said.

We looked at her confusingly.

"Boring Committed Rockstar," she clarified.

"Is that a bad thing?"

"Yes!" Megan shouted.

"we only started dating 4 months ago," I mentioned.

"To the public, 4 months is basically 4 years. The people are getting bored," Megan said.

"No one gets bored of Billie," I laughed.

Billie laughed along with me.

Megan stood up.

"Look, you don't have to actually break up, but we just want to guarantee Billie's next album does well," Megan said.

"we'll think about it," Billie muffled.

"we will?!" I asked.

"yeah," Billie replied.
"okay, we'll think about it," I replied.

Megan smiled widely.
"Awesome you guys! We'll talk again later," Megan said and waved.
As soon as Megan left I bursted into laughter.

"she's hilarious!" I continued laughing.

"she's right though," Billie spoke.

I immediately stopped laughing.

"what?"
"she really is. People get bored eventually. This isn't a 'hot new relationship' anymore," she continued.

"Billie, don't say that..."
"it's true though," she said simply.
She looked down and took a deep breath.