My crazy Middle School life

Reminiscing:

Aaahhh! I'm dead :(

My winter break ends in January the tenth. Then it's MAP TESTING SEASONNNNN.

I am studying so hard rn sorry for the no updates.

I MUST get a 99th percentile to stay in accelerated classes.

Last year I got a 98th percentile for language arts..

BY 1 PROBLEM!!! ARRRGHHHHH!

I shall entertain you with my short story of last years testing season:

When test results came out in fifth grade, some of us were happy, and some of us were disapointed.

"Hey Scarlett Scarlett!" Billy ran up to me. He was this ANNOYING and UNCIVILIZED kid who jumped on me (literally) in physical education. Billy was this type of kid always screaming at people and asking personal information. Today, he wanted my test results.

"What?!"

"What did you get for test?!"

"99,98,98".

"Bruhhh your smart."

"You called me an IDIOT just YESTERDAY for not knowing the tiktok trend!" I yelled, infuriated.

"Jeez, your attitude is Scarlett!" He yelled.

The first week after testing was basically an information trend. The asian kids all got 80-99 percentile for math, but 20-70 for english.

However, the caucasian kids respectively got 20-50 percentile for math and 30-60 percentile for english. Bruh. They speak ENGLISH, and have spoken ENGLISH their ENTIRE lives.

Ford and his gang of stupid racist goons were babbling about their scores. 

"I got a 52 percentile, which means I'm better than half the peeps here." Ford presumed to smile proudly, reminding me of Presidents waving as the boys clapped. 

"I got a 67 percentile which means I'm also better than half the kids here!"

Gabe yelled. "Bruh thats so cool dude. I bet your going to HAR-VARD!"

A miserable Graham joined the seat next to them.

"Dude, what did you get for language arts?!" Asked Bryce.

"I got 32 percentile." Said Graham gloomily.

There was a long, long silence. 

"Bro.." Said Ford shakily. "I thought you were ASIAN."

Graham put his head down. I snickered.