My crazy Middle School life

PLAYGROUND IS MY BATTLEFIELD! (Drama)

Ughh

I am so tired of studying all day

My back hurts and so does my frikin BUTT.

I'm craving sweet stuff right now.

Today I took my brother out to the playground. As he was playing in the sandbox with a few other kids, (he's 7) a few (3) cackling women clip-clopped their way to the playground. Bruh, who wears heels to a playground? Chill ladies, it's JUST a playground. 

Then I recognized them: They were Juna's family! I knew her from fall community service where we raked leaves and donated the money to charity and soup kitchens. I was group leader, so I was forced to make a groupchat, with Juna in it, as she was part of my group. 

She wore CHRISTIAN DIOR head to toe. For COMMUNITY SERVICE!

Everybody around her in T-shirts and leggings were like, bruh. Juna was plain nasty, and when we took a photo for the local newspaper, she DEMANDED to be in the center and threw a tantrum, so the cameraman excused himself for the restroom and literally ran away. And then Juna's family contacted the newspaper to photoshop Juna's pimple away, and then the agent lady told them she was cropped out of the photo. They called the police.

Anyways, the ladies sat down mock-elegantly on the benches, and sniffed.

The meanest looking lady with wavy hair and wearing the highest heels and frown glared at the entire place. "Go ahead, Juna and Junseong, you guys can go play in this..." She waved her manicured hands around, her rings sparkling. "..Playground." Juna was a rat-faced girl with heavy eyeliner, and orange lip tint (yes, ORANGE, like we're talking CHEETOS-ORANGE) and stood about two inches shorter then me. She had the classic 'Grunge' aesthetic. Speaking of aesthetics, her mom..she looked like she had attempted the 'old money' look (which, BTW is MY aesthetic, lady, back off, your in sensitive ground!!) and FAILED miserably. Then the three started to gossip away. 

The one with the bob and bold red lipstick started. "I heard that Hana's mom got a DIVORCE with his husband! That was the real reason why June left town and switched schools! Why would she divorce him?!"

The other lady with leopard print shirt and tacky fake crocodile skin bag said, "Didn't Hana's husband get her a PORSCHE?!"

Then the  bob lady squealed "Omo, omo! If my husband bought me a PORCHE, I would NEVER divorce him! I always knew Hana's mom was a dumb lady with good looks."

*Omo is OMG in korean (어머) pronounced like Uh-Muh!

"HUH! Junha, that must be the reason a man like him married her in the first place!" The leopard lady said, clapping her hands together. "But I agree. If MY husband bought me a Porche too, I would never divorce him."

"If my husband bought me anything other then a personalized Rolls Royce, I would divorce him, Ana." Said the sky-high-high heel lady.

Mrs. Junha and Mrs. Ana gasped.

"Did he?" Mrs. Ana squealed.

Sky-high-heel was silent.

"Uh-muh-na! Answer us Seol-hee!" Squealed Mrs. Junha.

Mrs. Seol-hee sighed and opened her GUCCI purse, and took out her Mercedes-Benz key. She clicked the button and a blue car beeped.

Then she reached into her purse again-I have to admit, pretty suspenseful.

Then Mrs. Seol-hee took out ANOTHER CAR KEY, and clicked it.

A cream-colored limo beeped.

"UH-MUH! UH-MUH-NA!" Exclaimed Mrs. Junha, clapping her hand to her mouth.