This story is inspired by my actual crazy middle school life :) Hope u enjoy.
When Scarlett is 12 years old, follow her wacky story on roasting Jayden (the school idiot/brat), fighting boys (Graham, the fat, brainless jock, Jayden's right-hand man)...
"What? We're supposed to solve this complex word problem involving algebra in 10 miniutes!" I whispered back.
"I don't fit in my jeans anymore, and I need to impress Stacey!!" Stacey was this blonde hair blue eye fair skin, Regina George type girl in our school (8th grader) and she was SOOO sweet!
"I wonder why." I said sarcastically.
"I shouldn't have added cheese toppings to my 8 servings of tteokboki."
"What the graham cracker GRAHAM? The cheese isn't the problem, the 8 servings of tteokboki is!"
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(This is tteokboki, 11/10, recommend it so much; try it before you die. Chewy rice cake in a sweet and a tiny bit spicy sauce. Eat this with flat crispy dumplings, seeweed noodle rolls, and fried foods! Ssso good, add cheese toppings if you want).
"Ugh, I'm craving malatang."
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(I personally do not recommend this; the spices taste bad and I have a really high spice tolerance, but this is kinda spicy for me)
"Seriously Graham?! You just regretted the tteokboki-"
"I wanna wash it down with something spicy." He said solemnly.
"Bruh if you're that hungry, just have triangle kimbap from the convenience store!"
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"Uh-"
"Which flavor do you like?" I asked, trying to keep him distracted. "Tuna mayo or bibimbap?"
"Just one???!"
"Uh-buying one triangle kimbap a time-"
"-Shows disrespect to the name of triangle kimbap! You should get at least two!" Graham completed my sentence, hyped and excited.
(I was gonna say "Buying 1 triangle kimbap a time is normal, but whatevs.)
"Uh, so you gonna buy some?"
"No, I don't like triangle kimbap."
"Why?!"
"They are too small."
"Oh." I should have seen that coming.
"Sh!t we have twenty" whispered Graham. Then he started to write in his notebook really fast. Jokes on him; I finished while he was distracted. I peered over to his notebook and found that he was writing...A custom MALATANG order?!
Two oksusu dangmyeon, five napjack dangmyeon, meat, mushrooms,...
"Oh my gawd, what the heck, Graham? Just have your triangle kimbap!!" I watched as Graham lifted his shirt, showing layers and layers of fat with- TWO TRIANGLE KIMBAPS?!
"It was COLD." He said, yet again very solemnly. "And there was no time to microwave it!" He acted as if eating cold food was against the foodie law. Don't get the wrong idea, I'm probably one of the biggest foodies you'll meet; But I cannot get fat, I loose weight really fast.
"There was a Takoyaki truck today," He said.
"Oh I saw it. I got the original 8 piece. Oh, btw, getting the 8 piece is-"
"Rude to the god of takoyaki. I know!!!" He said, extremly excited. "I finally found someone who understands me!"
I was going to say getting original 8 piece is too much, but sigh. I guess that works.
