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Big news: Abigail punched Alice (from 4th grade) and she wad EXPELLED! 

TBH, I can't blame Abigail; Alice deserves it. Anyways, Abigail was expelled so her entire family moved to Georgia or California. IDK :D

Even tho Abigail was expelled, she said she was MOVING.

Um, like she had a choice...

I feel bad 4 her brother.

He didn't do anything.

UGH, 1 less toxic person in my life, 19 more to go :(.

After she left, a dude who's name I don't know asked me to date him. He used a pickup line that was so cringy;

"Scarlett?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Roses are red, violets are grey." Here we go again, I thought.

"2+2=5 and 3+3=8." Ugh.

Just then, a boy said, "Your getting it all wrong!"

Then, he said; "When I'm around you, I can't think straight." EWWW!

A moment of silence, the entire lunch room watching...

Then Rider cracked his knuckles.

"Can you walk away straight away?" I invented.

The dude started crying and ran away.

BTW, I saved him! He would have been crying in pain instead of a broken heart! Ahem, RIDER!

PS. My PE teacher used my book about puberty that we were all supposed to make as an example!

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