Hellooo
This will be a chapter on the actual roasts I have currently used:
"You are stupid!"-Jayden
"I'm not your mirror."(og)
"I'm not your mirror!"-Jayden
"I'm not your reflection." (Idea from the Fifth Harmony song)
Saanvi abusing my headphones by jumping on them.
"Back off, take your paws off my headphones, even they have boundaries."(We took a counceler class on boundaries and unwanted touch)
"Wtf is wrong with you."-Kira
"Nothing... What's wrong with you? Everything." (Just popped out of me)
"Shut up, your're nobody!"A really obnoxious new girl who keeps gossiping called Kira
"Nobody's perfect." (Idea from Olivia's text rating me 9.9/10 because no one is perfect.)
"Shut up!"-Annie
"I'll shut up when you grow/throw up." (more effective if you're tall; idea from og roast)
"I don't shut up; I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up!"-Kira
"I'll shut up when you stop using 90's movies for roast inspos."(Just popped out of me.)
"You made a mistake."Jayden, when I got a math problem wrong
"Ooh, that sounds familiar, like your life, right?"(Popped out of me.)
"Your weird."-Kira (also passive-agressive)
"I prefer exotics." (I got the idea from my Hershey exotic dark chocolates.)
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My crazy Middle School life
Teen FictionThis story is inspired by my actual crazy middle school life :) Hope u enjoy. When Scarlett is 12 years old, follow her wacky story on roasting Jayden (the school idiot/brat), fighting boys (Graham, the fat, brainless jock, Jayden's right-hand man)...
