My crazy Middle School life

Ms. Therapist

"Scarlettttttt!!!" Yelled Evan.

"Yes, what now? My biggest client." I asked sarcastically, not looking up from my book.

"HELLLP!!!" I shut my book.

"WHat?!"

"I have another problemmmmm!"

I rolled my eyes.

Evan had been a best bud since kindergarten, and he was the youngest in a family of four. He was nice, but clumsy, and dependent. The past few months, he had been coming up to me with problem after problem.

I'll tell you about two of the funniest:

...

"Scarlett!" Evan yelled, running after me like an angry bull.

"Yes?!" I asked.

"It's URGENT!" I quickly put my phone down.

"Omg What??!!! Did you get beaten by your REALLY scary mom???!"

"I really wanna have ramen at night." He said, sighing. I was soo disappointed.

"Why don't you get cup rame-"

"BUT, the smell might disturb and wake my mom which means I'll come from school in a wheelchair-"

"Or maybe not come at all-"

"And I want an egg in my ramen!!!" I rolled my eyes again.

"Mkay, just get a gamdongran (soft boiled egg sold in stores) and put it in your cup of ramen. Then you can prop your bowl on the window WHILE it's open, so the smell can flow out quickly." Evan nodded and started to take notes in his unused notebook that said "Science". I rolled my eyes yet again.

"Oh god I love you!" He yelled as he raced to the store in our school to get the ramen and egg.

"JUST DON'T FORGET TO USE CASH, NOT CREDIT CARD OR YOUR MOM'S GONNA FLIP-"

"OKAYYYY!" Then a second later, Rider came and asked,

"Is he your boyfriend?" He looked really hurt.

"No idiot-" I said, patting him on the head.

"He's been a really close friend of mine since kindergarten." He smiled and said "CU in class!"

and skipped off to his table.

...

Another time, Evan came up to me with an equally funny, stupid, and cute problem.

"Scarlett!"

"Yes?" I asked without batting an eye.

"Listen, there's this reallyyyy cool kid called Ash, and he agreed to have a game roll with me-and my mom is mad at me andI have a Spanish reassessment right after lunch in like, 30 min! I need to get 100 percent so she's happy!!!"

Since I took the test already (I scraped off with a 90%)I told him the answers.

"Mom in spanish!" I shouted, hyping him up.

"oooh OOHH I know I kNOW! Madre!!!"

"Dad in spanish!!"

"PADRE!!

"Wife?!"

"MuJER!!!!!"

"YASSSS!:)))" Evan gave me a brave face and I nodded encouragingly as he took a big, deep breath, and entered the classroom.

After class was over, I raced over to him.

"Mrs. Alvarez was so happy, I got a 100%, so she sent an email to my parents saying-"