A/N: The Manifest of No's

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Disclaimer: This manifest reflects only Anna's reading and writing tastes as a character and does not reflect my own tastes as a writer; as such, any overlap with my own tastes as a writer is purely coincidental.

Nevertheless, if there's sufficient demand for me to expand on any specific item on the Manifest, I can always write an additional chapter on the item(s) requested.

Here's the Manifest of No's, in chronological order of entry:

Ch2:

- No alarm clock opening

- No bad boy

- No clique drama

- No love triangles

- No "not like the others"

- No abusive, negligent or dead parents

- No Mary Sues

- No cheap drama

- No tragic backstories

- No kidnappings

- No romanticizing abuse

- No mirror descriptions

- No Starbucks

Ch3:

- No random ninja attacks

- No random breaches of the fourth wall

- No teacher-student romance

- No chosen ones

- No damsels in distress

- No overly convoluted names

- No purely good or evil characters

Ch4:

- No opening with a move into a new town

- No opening at the beginning of a school year

- No using a work as an Author Tract

- No straw-manning

Ch5:

- No hoarding characterization

- No hoarding plot space

Ch6:

- No text talk unless it's made clear they're texting beforehand

Ch7:

- No fallacy-based debating

- No chronic overeating without the characters suffering in the long run

- No going cold turkey away from drugs

Ch8:

- No making fun of people's weight

- No romantic cheating

- No possessive partners or exes

Ch9:

- No gratuitous villainy

Ch10:

- No overstepping areas of expertise

Ch12:

- No using love as a cure

- No Stockholm or Lima Syndromes

- No gratuitous sex

- No unwanted pregnancies

Ch13:

- No straw-manning

Ch14:

- No waitressing romance

Ch15:

- No all-consuming romance

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