The New Gang

Lazy

You know, i thought being in a gang would be excitement all the time. I couldn't be anymore wrong. It's been a week since the bank heist. We've done absolutely nothing.

I just sit in the apartment, playing video games or watching tv. Sometimes the others come by. Today i was hanging out with Mini, Moo, and Terroriser.
" So, you're from Ireland?" I say.
" Yes. For the fifth time yes." Terroriser says.
" It's just that i thought you were British." I say.
" No. This asshole is British." He says pointing to Mini.
" You dick! You're a bigger one!" Mini says.
" Yes, mine is bigger." Terroriser says.
" Your asshole is bigger? Is that a good thing?" Moo says. Mini and I start laughing our asses off.
"Fuck off." Terroriser says and walls off.

" Sup bitches!" Wildcat says, announcing that he is here.
" Hey Wildcat." I say. He looks at me and walks away. I sigh.
" Hey don't take it the wrong way. He's always like that." Moo says. I nod.

The thing is, Moo is wrong. There is something bad about Wildcat. I don't know what it is. I just don't trust him.

I decided to go to see what Vanoss was doing. I got up and walked to his door and knocked on it.
" Hoo's there?" I hear.
" A clown." I say.
I hear him get up and walk to the door. He opens the door and stares at me with that mask.
"What's up?" He says.
"Nothing. I'm just bored out of my mind." I say.
He laughs.
"Are you hungry?" He asks.
"Yeah, like, all the time!" I say.
"Great. Let's go get some food."

We ended up going to Burger Shot because we were both craving a Bleeder. Apparently, Wildcats grandma is served here. She was apparently a piggie stripper.

After "lunch" we went back to the apartment and became lazy again.
"Hey Delirious?" Vanoss says.
"What?"
"This may sound weird but, I honestly feel like I can trust you." He says.
I didn't say anything because I honestly didn't know what to say.

All of a sudden Vanoss starts taking off his mask. Can I get a drum role please?