Caleb : guys today is the dayDino : for what more plastic surgery to make it look like you have abs. We all know they're faker than Julia's beginning of 2023 attitude
Mksexual : 😑🖕
Caleb : no today's the day I ask Priya out
Dino : she has a boyfriend
Caleb : yea me
Mksexual : right
Caleb : alright wish me luck
*Walks to Priya's house*Mksexual : now who's going to tell him
Damienfucker : WTF DO U WANT CALEB?! ITS 12 AM!
Caleb : ummm.
🎶Ring-a-ring-a-rosies
A pocket full of posies
A tissue, a tissue
We all fall down🎶Damienfucker : what
JJ : motha he's trying to ask you out
Damienfucker : WTF
Caleb : OMG ITS A YES
Damienfucker : I would rather kill myself then date u
Caleb : (ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ)(ᗒᗩᗕ) NOW IM GETTING *door slams in face*
Mksexual : that was fucking hilarious
Dino : now I can see why JJ is Priya's child
Mksexual : ikr
Caleb : Guys I think that went well. I'm going to ask her on a date to the trash lands
Mksexual : ...
Dino : ...she fucking rejected u mate
Mksexual : and now she's blaring the Bunnings warehouse theme at top volume
Caleb : ARGHHHH AUSTRALIA MY ONLY WEAKNESSOwly : *ships to Australia*
Caleb : NO! PLEASE! I CAN'T SURVIVE THERE!!!!!!!!!
Owly : bad for you, good for meeeeeeeeeeeee
Damienfucker : yay I can go back to eating my dinner in peace
JJ : motha I crave da food🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Damienfucker : Fine
JJ : yayayayyayay
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