Caleb pulls out a ukelele

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by queenofdamiyaangst

by queenofdamiyaangst

Caleb : guys I'm sorry how I've been

Damienfucker : REALLY!?

Caleb : mhm

JJ : APOLOGY NOT EXCEPTED

Caleb : I WASN'T TALKING TO U BIETCHHHHHH

Damienfucker : ...

Caleb : anyway *pulls out ukelele*

Mksexual : for one time in my life I feel fear

Dino : same here

Caleb : 🎶🎸All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey🎶

Mksexual : ...

Dino : ...

Gay nerd 1 : ...

Mksexual : ummmm what

Dino : he be pulling a Colleen Ballinger

Gay nerd 1 : no need to state the obvious mk

Mksexual : DONT YOU TALK TO MK LIKE THAT

Mksexual : *attacks Bowie*

Gay nerd 1 : *attacks back*

Caleb : sooooo you guys forgive me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I'm the best : 50/50

Pretty nerd : also 50/50

Cool nerd : yea dude. I didn't even hate you that was... That was ummmm

JJ : ME AND I STILL FUCKING DO

Caleb : OH IM COMING FOR YOU NOW BIETCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JJ : MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Supporter of the gay nerds : Raji didn't the song Caleb sung go like this tho?
🎶All aboard
The toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of butt hair removal
Toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to a hairless butt hole
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my crack
Clenches look like winks if you take time to think
I'm just a skinny twink, but hey
At least my hairs are gone🎶

Gay nerd 2 : YEA IT DOES!!!

Supporter of the gay nerds : I can't believe he would get the lyrics wrong

Gay nerd 2 : IKRRRRRRR

Caleb : ...