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JJ goes Missing

Gay nerd 1 : guys I'm freaking the fuck out rn

Damienfucker : WHO ISN'T??!! JJ HAS GONE MISSING!!! AND THEY'RE NOT IN THE FUTURE!!!!

Cool nerd : le child nooooooo

Damienfucker : wait where's caleb. Millie ripper do you know

Nerd stuck in notebook : nope

I'm the best : we wouldn't even tell you nerds anything also

NERD 🤓 : ummmm ok?

I'm the best : NERD!!!!!

NERD 🤓 :🖕

Mksexual has changed person who flirts with hottie 24/7 to BALDDD🔥🔥🔥👴👴👴

Mksexual : NICHELLE THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR RIPPING OFF MY WI

BALDDD🔥🔥🔥👴👴👴 : ummmm ok?

Gay nerd 1 : have you guys seen JJ anywhere. They've gone missing

BALDDD🔥🔥🔥👴👴👴 :
well Caleb did send me this in the morning

Caleb - 😈😈😈😈

Mksexual : OMG SONG TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gay nerd 1 : NOOOOOO

Mksexual : Okay, I've got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time
And I feel like you weren't really hearing me before
So here it goes
I know Hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll
If we rehab these sinners
And cleanse all their souls at my Hazbin Hotel
Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!
Right!
Extermination
I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here
If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears!
You can wave that chore farewell
It'll be a happy day in He–

Let me stop you right there oh
Save us all precious time okay
If what you're suggesting is letting them climb
Up the ladder, oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? Well, um
Sorry, sweetie but there's no defyin' their fates

'Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again okay, but-

Just try to chillax babe, you're wasting your breath hehe
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?
Are they winners?
Are they Sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry well, actually, if you take a look-
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye

Yeah, when all's said and done said and done
There's the question of fun
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-now-now, guitar solo, fuck yeah!
Oh, da-ah-ah now-n-now, now-now-now-now

Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better where did all of you people come from?
Now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

Fuckin' Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor, 'cause you don't have a shot
Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention
That we've made the determination
To move up the next extermination what?

Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!
Um, wait, didn't you–
Dah-oh-guh-dah
Aw, shit!

Gay nerd 1 : ...let's js go back to looking for JJ

Caleb : HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Gay nerd 1 : have you seen JJ

Caleb : yep

Gay nerd 1 : GIVE THEM TO US

JJ : *pulls out nail file* oh hi Bowie

Caleb : YOU ESCAPED

JJ : mhm

Caleb : how-

JJ : Shawn