Scp 999's Adventure to Teyvat

Chapter 8: Disbelief

It's been a few months since 999 arrived in teyvat. The little slime had captivated the hearts of all Inazumans. It was honestly a sight to behold.

The slime was like a king to the eyes. Except that the slime did not rule any country or people. The slime was just like a friend to the Inazuman heart.

The puppet whom the archon herself created also garnered much attention. Courtesy of 999.

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"Maannnn! What the hell are those!? And why are they so tanky!?" Said bright in his new body because his body before being evicted from earth was dead. Literally rotting as we speak.

"I mean 682 is tanky too but..... Hold on.." Bright came up with a mischievous and dark idea.

The prey felt a chill in their spine.

"What if those guys are smashable?" He said loudly. He gazed like a predator to his prey when he said that idea.

The 'prey' in question was a.... Mitachurl

"I once tried to smash 682 but that attempt was hindered by those old and virgin people of the foundation." He said with a hint of disgust directed to the foundation.

"It wouldn't hurt to try. Right?" The suicidal maniac smirked darkly. It reminds him of a certain embarrassing but fun memory he did.

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Bright was drunk and high.

It was truly a bad idea to let him wander around the foundation walls while he was in that state. Who knows what disgusting and immoral things he's going to do?

Bright wandered around. Somehow still sober.

He hit a door. A door that can only be opened with a high level key card.

There was no guards around so it was suspicious. No doors in the foundation were left without guards.

He scanned his key card to open the doors.

He didn't even look up to the sign that detailed inside the room.

This was an scp chamber.

Scp 682: The hard to kill reptile.
Object class:  Keter

Thus. He found himself in his sworn enemy's chamber.

Because Dr Bright was a high and drunk. Speaking of which. What a great combination.

Because of him being absolutely wasted. He had no shame. Not like he had any to begin with.

He stripped himself Infront of Scp 682.

"Bright? What are you doing inside Scp 682's chamber?" A doctor spoke. Slightly concerned on why the infamous suicidal maniac is in scp 682's chamber of all chambers.

Bright pulled his pants down

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"BRIGHT!? PULL YOUR F*****NG PANTS UP RIGHT NOW!" The group of researchers screamed loudly through the mic.

Due to the loud and obnoxious screams on the mic. Scp 682 was notified. The fat alligator rose up from where he had been. It was only a single second when he saw and knew why the researchers were screaming.

Doctor Bright smiled happily as if he wasn't high and naked. Widened arms as if he was gesturing for a hug from the unlikable and unkillable reptile.

No words were exchanged. Bright and Scp 682 were just staring at eachother. One was high and the other was just questioning life.

"I'd like to f**k with you!" Bright hastily demanded with a cheerful smile.

This time. It was Scp 682's time to scream.

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"Fun times man. I was really disciplined by those old guys just because I snuck in the crocodile's chamber high and drunk."  Bright said loudly. Not noticing the group of travelers that happened to pass by him.

"I remembered that I thought reptilian looked so hot~" Dr Bright squealed like a highschool girl. Acting flushed and all.

The travelers passing by didn't even attempt to communicate with the seemingly mad guy that they happened to see.

"What's up with that guy?" Traveler A whispered as she pointed at Dr Bright literally staring at a mitachurl with inappropriate eyes.

"Like hell do I know." Traveler B whispered. Seemingly weirded out on whatever that guy was doing.

"Let's just go. We'll just report this to the guards." Traveler C suggested.

The trio of travelers left with one eye staring at the guy.
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"Here you go. Aster." Kunikizushi happily gave a platter of sweets to the happy jello.

999 let out a squeal of happiness when the puppet gave them food that matches the slime's diet.

The slime happily gobbled the platter down. Due to this. The slime's happy aura affected everyone in the room.

Everyone who witnessed it just melted in happiness.

Even the Shogun who was just sitting on her throne melted at the sight of such adorableness.

But that moment was interrupted by an official who went in the court to deliver some strange news.

"Your excellency. A strange man wearing a white coat was found at Chinju forest. Travelers passing by witnessed his gruesome and... Inappropriate behaviour to....." The official struggled to find the right words to report the news.

"A mitachurl..... The strange man attempted to have sex with a mitachurl. Luckily. We apprehended him before he stuck that in." The official said hesitantly.

The whole court went quiet.

"WHAT!?" They all shouted in disbelief.

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