At the bus stop.
The boys and y/n stood at the bus stop,singing "School days, school days, teacher's golden ru..."
Kyle:Ah, damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.
Ike:Zeeponanner.
Y/N:Aw...that's so cute!
Kyle:Ike, you can't come to school with me.
[Ike chortles.]
Eric Cartman:Yeah, go home you little dildo!
Y/N:Dude, don't call him a dildo!
Stan Marsh:What's a dildo?
Kyle:Well, I don't know...[faces Cartman and points at him.] and I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either!
Cartman:I know what it means!
Kyle:Well, what?
Cartman:I'm not telling you.
Y/N:What's a dildo, Kenny?
Kenny McCormick:(It's a giant stick that goes inside the mom's vagina.) [The others laugh.]
Y/N:Ew that is disgusting,Kenny how do you even know that... nevermind I really don't want to know.
Cartman:He-yeah, that's what Kyle's little brother is all right! [Y/n hit Cartman upside the head.] Ow! [Ike laughs.]
Y/N:Don't ever say that about Ike!
Stan:Dude, that kicks ass!
Y/n:Thank you stan,but he deserves it
Kyle:Yeah, check this one out. Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Y/N:Kyle no!
Ike:Don't kick the baby.
Kyle:Kick the baby.
He kicks Ike like a football, who lands, knocking down four mailboxes.
Y/N:Ike![She ran over the road to check if he's okay.] Ike are you okay!?[She start to checking him to see any injuries.]
Once she came back,she looked at Kyle with uncontrollable rage.
Y/N:Hey Kyle....
Kyle:umm..yeah?
Y/N:Give me a good goddamn reason why I shouldn't STRANGLE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
Kenny and Stan was holding her back,and Kyle back away a few steps.
Y/N:Let go of me!
Stan:not until you calm down
Y/N:I am calm
Stan:Yeah,I'm not believing that so I will hold on to you until I see it
Cartman yawns.
Stan:Whoa, Cartman! Looks like you didn't get much sleep last night.
Cartman:That's 'cause I was having these bogus nightmares.
Kyle:Really? What about?
Cartman:Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed...
The dream sequence begins.
Cartman:...in the dark, when all of a sudden this bright blue light filled the room.
Through.Then slowly my bedroom door began to open...and then the next thing I remember, I was being drug through a hallway.Then I was lying on a table...and these scary aliens wanted to operate on me. And they had big heads and big black eyes.
Everyone's jaws dropped
Stan:Dude that was visitors
Kyle:Totally!
YOU ARE READING
south park x black reader
FanfictionIn this story you are not siblings with anyone...your friends with everyone but cartman,Wendy and some people later on.You are 9 years old and you have live in South park all your life and you are next door neighbor to Stan.
