Heyyyy I know it been a while but you know ummmm life? I guess
Bus Stop. The boys and Y/ await the bus. Mir crashes. One end of it falls on top of Kenny, narrowly missing the other boys.
Stan:ONh my God! They killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastards!
Cartman:What the hell is that thing?
Kyle:It looks like a UFO.
Cartman:There's no such thing as UFOs.
Sirens wail as ambulance pulls up. Two paramedics go over to Kenny's corpse.
Paramedic:Let's get 'im to the morgue.
They put his corpse in a body bag, then toss the bag into the ambulence and drive off.
Cartman:Hey, wait til you see my Halloween costume tomorrow. It kicks ass.
Kyle:Dude, it can't be cooler than mine.
Stan:Hey man, we gotta get home and get our costumes ready.
They walk off.
Bus Stop. Kyle is standing there with a Chewbacca mask on. Stan walks up; his costume consists of red yarn hair and big rosy cheeks.Y/N is fixing her sailor moon costume.
Kyle:Ha ha, you look like a pansy.
Stan:Shut up Kyle!
Y/N:What uh, what are you supposed to be?
Stan:I'm Raggedy Andy.
Kyle:Hehe. Why the hell did you dress up like Raggedy Andy dude?
Stan:Wendy's going as Raggedy Ann, and she said this way we'd win the costume contest for sure.
Kyle:No way dude. I'm gonna win the costume contest with this sweet Chewbacca costume.
Stan:Wendy said that first prize is two tons of candy.
Y/N:Wow! Cool!
Stan:I thought you and Craig was going to do a couple costume?
Y/N:We was but we couldn't find one that we like.
Cartman walks up.
Cartman:Hey, dudes.
Y/N:Cartman! What kind of costume is that?
Cartman:It's Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg Heil, sieg heil.
Stan:Where'd you get that?
Cartman:My mom made it, isn't it cool?
Kyle:No it's not cool!
Cartman:What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy Doody?
Stan:No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fat-ass!
Cartman:Ohh, heh- wow, you look pretty cool.
He and Kyle laugh.
Kyle:Hehe. Sissy.
Stan:I'll kick your ass, Kyle!
Cartman:Oh look out, Holly Hobby's all pissed off!
Kenny's corpse approaches.
Y/N:Hey look, Kenny's not dead.
Kyle:You forgot to wear a costume Kenny.
Stan:Yeah, what's the matter? Couldn't your family afford a costume for you?
Kyle:Yeah, why's your family so poor Kenny?
Cartman:Kenny's family is so poor that, yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
YOU ARE READING
south park x black reader
FanfictionIn this story you are not siblings with anyone...your friends with everyone but cartman,Wendy and some people later on.You are 9 years old and you have live in South park all your life and you are next door neighbor to Stan.
