Bus stop
Cartman: Hey Stan, where did you get that black eye?
Stan: Nothing, I mu-I mean, nowhere.
Y/N:Your sister beat you up again,huh?
Stan:No!
Cartman:Eheh, you know, heh,your sister kicked your ass
Stan: She's just pissed off 'cause she got headgear at the dentist.Shws taking it on me.
Kyle: yeah but this sucks to get your butt kicked by a girl stan
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything. I'd be like,"hey you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen,and make me some pie!"
Stan:My parents don't even believe that she beats me up. They think she's out innocent sweet, but I know that she's an evil bitch
Y/N: You're not wrong I remember this one time she is babysitting me and she pushed me down the stairs because she got angry about something and that's how I lost my tooth
Cartman: Be a man Stan. Just say,"Hey woman,ye-you shut your mouth and make it babies."
Y/N: That's pretty sexist Cartman
Cartman:No it's not its a women's job
Stan:Hey Kyle, what's that elephant doing?
Kyle:You mean this one?
Stan:Yeah.
Kyle:He's my new pet elephant.
Y/NWhoa dude! Where'd you get a pet elephant?
Kyle:I got it mail ordered from Africa. The ad said it would take 4 to 6 weeks, but it only took three.
Stan:Wow, that's cool!
Kyle:No it's not cool! My mom won't let me keep him in the house. She says he's too big, and that his poop is bigger than our couch.
Cartman:That's why my mom got me a pot-bellied pig. Cause its poop is small.
Kenny:(Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me that they're almost the same.)
Stan:Well yeah, but pigs aren't smart, like elephants.
Ms. Crabtree's bus arrives.
Ms.Crabtree: Hey. Wait a minute. What is that thing?
Kyle:Uh,oh this is,the new retarded kid.
Ms.Crabtree:Oh-I'm sorry little girl.But you still can't get on. You have to take the special ed bus
A bus for special kids bus was right behind ours.
Kyle:Boy,it looks like you're not welcome anywhere elephant.see ya
We got on the bus Stan is with Kyle, Cartman with Kenny and I'm sitting with Craig.
Y/N: Good morning Craig
Craig:Good morning
Y/N:You sound tired,are you okay?
Craig: Yeah I just didn't get enough sleep last night
Y/N:Im sorry
Craig:Why are you sorry? There's nothing to be sorry about
Y/N:I just say sorry a lot and I feel bad
Craig:Well dont do that people will take advantage of you saying sorry all the time,but if they do I will kick their ass
Y/N:I can stick up for myself im strong
Craig:Suurrre you are
Y/N:I am!
YOU ARE READING
south park x black reader
FanfictionIn this story you are not siblings with anyone...your friends with everyone but cartman,Wendy and some people later on.You are 9 years old and you have live in South park all your life and you are next door neighbor to Stan.
