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Football Field,sideline before school

I was in the stands,wanting to be there to cheer for my friends.

Chef: Okay, children, I know that you're all extremely excited nervous and anxious about homecoming game against the middle park.

Kyle:Who's Middle Park?

Eric:What's homecoming?

Chef: But just remember what I taught you. That football is like making love to a really beautiful woman. You can't always score, but when you do it. Make all the trying worth while now. Let's start practicing.[Chef blew his whistle.]

Y/N:GOOD LUCK GUYS! YOU GOT THIS![They ran onto the field.]

Pip:Uh,Mr.Chef,sir?

Chef:Yes,pip,what is it?

Pip:Uh,I still don't have a helmet

Chef:We don-

Y/N:Here you go Pip I have a nice helmet for you.[Handing him the helmet.]

Pip:Thank you Y/N your such an Angle

Y/N:No not really but thank you

Pip went out on the field while they started.

Stan:Hut-hut-hut-hut-hut.
Hut-hut-hut.
Hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hut.

Chef:Hike the damn ball!

Cartman hikes the ball over Stan's head.Stan chases it down.kyle runs into Pip knocking him over.

Jimbo and Ned arrive.

Jimbo:Hey,how's practice coming there,Chef?

Chef:Huh? Oh,fine,fine

Jimbo: I don't have to remind you just how important this game is to a South Park alumni.

Chef:Elementary school alumni?

Jimbo: That's as far as most of us got. He think we have a shot at beating the spread against middle park this year.

Chef: I don't know wha-what the spread?

Jimbo:Middle Park by 70 points

Chef:Hmmmm

They look towards the field,where Kenny tackles Cartman,causing him to drop the ball.

Chef:I don't think we have a chance

Y/N:Don't say that,I think they can do it you just have to have faith in them

Jimbo:The girls right!Not with my nephew as quarterback.[He turns to yell at Stan.] Right Stanley?

Stan:Huh?[He turns to see his uncle just as Cartman hikes.]

The ball hits him on the side of the head but he picks it up and throws to Kyle.

Jimbo:Atta boy