Alameda Slim catch up

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When they're born/they find them

Alameda Slim was NOT a kid person, he thought of children as "snot nosed brats", he didn't pride himself on being nice to them, he didn't care when families with kids "mysteriously" had their cattle stolen and they were forced to give up their land to the highest bidder which is usually "Yancy O'del". He didn't care if little Sally's favorite cow was gone or when little Billy had to leave all his animal friends behind.

So, it wasn't a shock when he had less than an excited reaction to his nephews bringing a random baby home after their latest cattle run.

"either leave it somewhere or take it back where you found it, you three know better than to bring in a stray" Alameda Slim stated firmly.

"Aw, but Uncle Slim, ain't she cute?" Gil asked. "cuteness is not a factor in keeping a child" Alameda Slim said.

"she kinda looks like Mama" Phil commented as the three nephews were standing around the baby who looked up at them curiously with olive green eyes.

"that's impossible, how can that kid look like my sister?" Alameda slim scoffed, he shoved his nephews out of the way to take a look at the baby.

He froze in place entirely, the baby was practically his sister's spitting image, practically a mane of red hair, green eyes, some freckles, looked a bit like him too. The baby waved her pudgy fists while looking ready to cry. "silence it!" Slim said quickly to his nephews as he took a moment to think.

The baby looked what? 4 months old, babies take 9 to 10 months in the womb, 12 months in a year.......Slim did the math in his head, remembering a drowsy night at a saloon that ended in a motel with this random woman.........

"and she thought it would be a good idea to leave the little brat, here?!" Slim concluded outloud. "Take her back!" he decided.

"Awww! but Uncle Slim!" the nephews complained. "no, no, no,"but Uncle Slim", take her back where you found her" Slim ordered to them. The Willie brothers soon left with the baby. "back to business" Slim said in relief.

A week went by of normal life before Slim woke up and found the baby sitting on his bed. "What? what ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" he roared as the baby girl giggled in amusement. "BOYS!" he shouted.

He found the baby again a day later in the kitchen, "i thought i told them to get rid of you!" he roared.

"how does this keep happening?!" Slim shouted seeing the baby once again after another few days. He looked at his nephews' pleading faces and angrily sighed in annoyance. "alright! she can stay!".

Bonding/Naming

It's been a few weeks since the baby started living there, it's proven to be difficult when you're a group of outlaws. Alameda Slim had to use his alter ego disguise of "Yancy O'del" to buy the baby items needed but had to put it on the downlow, meaning disguise his disguise, he also found himself taking care of the baby most of the time. He didn't trust his nephews at all to care for the baby responsibly.

"i truly believe it would kill these people to sand something for once, this is for a baby" Slim grumbled sanding down a wooden crib he got recently. Until this point, the baby had been sleeping in a drawer padded with blankets and a cushion. The baby was sitting on the floor and watching him.

"where are those morons with the milk?" Slim muttered as he sent his nephews to go get milk for the baby an hour ago.

"Uncle Slim! Uncle Slim! we got it!" The Willie brothers came running in, carrying a bucket full of sloshing white liquid.

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