Fnia x Male Payday 2 Heister Reader

Night 2 Prelude

3rd POV

After Frenni and Bonnie left Y/n alone in his office, Y/n sat down in shock at what had just occurred, and didn't move from his seat for around 10 minutes.

(Y/n): *thinking* She... She fucking told them it was a DATE?! 

Part of Y/n wanted to march straight out of the office and tell Chica off for what she had done, as he had never agreed to, nor was he ever told about their little dinner together being a date. However, the other part of Y/n was telling him to just go along with whatever delusion Chica may have had about what was really going on between them. After all, if he were to go out there and explain that it wasn't actually a date to the other girls, that'd likely upset Chica and by extension, piss the other girls off again. He's got a chance to make this job easier, so he might as well take it. He just needs to endure a few more nights and then he can ditch this place and never come back. What are they gonna do? Leave the place and come find him? Fat chance of that. 

(Y/n): *thinking* All I did was do my job properly, and that suddenly makes her fall in love with me? Were the other guards REALLY that bad, or is she just starved for affection and food?

Y/n let out a long sigh as he rubbed his temples, contemplating what to do next. 

(Y/n): *thinking* I'm pretending to date a fucking sentient, well-endowed, animatronic chicken girl. How am I gonna explain this to my mom? Hell, how am I gonna explain this to my priest?!

Y/n's mind raced with several thoughts on what his next steps should be. Should he go out and try talking to them? No, Frenni still doesn't seem to trust him, and he doesn't want to make things any more awkward than they currently are. Eventually, he decided the best course of action would just be to nap until his shift in about 3 hours, since he's certainly got a big task coming up afterwards; his initiation heist.

(Y/n): *thinking* The things I do to make my life work.

And with that, Y/n rested his eyes and drifted off to sleep.

(Meanwhile, with the girls)

The final customer had just left the building, leaving the girls to talk amongst themselves about the events that had just taken place. Bonnie was tuning her guitar, while Frenni was adjusting her hair, and Chica was sitting at a table, eating pizza as per usual. 

(Bonnie): Frenni, don't you think you were a bit harsh on Y/n?

(Frenni): What? I told it like it was. He hurts Chica, we hurt him. Seems fair enough to me.

(Chica): Oh come on, he'd never do anything to hurt me. I can tell he loves me just as much as I love him.

(Frenni): We've only known him for like, 2 days! How could you have gone gaga over him that quickly?!

(Chica): Ever heard of a little thing called "love at first sight"?

Suddenly, BB, who was listening in on the conversation, decided to chime in with her own two cents.

(BB): "LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT", MY ASS! YOU AND BONNIE ACTIVELY TRIED TO KILL HIM WHEN YOU FIRST MET HIM! I SAW HIM FIRST!

Chica ignored her friend's shouting, not even giving her a passing glance.

(Chica): Ah, ignore her. She's just jealous.

And with that, BB pouted angrily and stomped away in frustration.

(Frenni): She does have a point, Chica. You two didn't exactly meet on good terms. How are you so certain that things will work out between you and Y/n? Because I seriously doubt he also fell for you at the drop of a hat.

(Chica): Ooh... I think I see what's going on here, Frenni.

(Frenni): What are you talking about?

(Chica): You're jealous that I landed a decent man and you haven't.

Frenni's eyes widened as she reeled back in shock and annoyance at her friend's synopsis.

(Frenni): N-No the fuck I'm not! Why would I be jealous of you dating Y/n in any way shape or form?!

Chica continued to smugly taunt her friend with her assumptions, while Bonnie sat idly by, not sure what to say or if she should say anything at all.

(Chica): Well, you seem awfully adamant about intruding on my dating life--

(Frenni): WE'RE ROBOTS. WE DON'T HAVE "DATING LIVES".

(Chica): And that attitude is why you don't have a boyfriend.

(Frenni): I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE ALL THE MEN WE'VE INTERACTED WITH ARE COMPLETE DEGENERATES!

(Chica): So you admit if you found a guy who wasn't a total degenerate, you'd ask them out?

(Frenni): YES-- NO, I-- UGHHHH!

(Chica): I'm certainly willing to ask Y/n if he's okay with a three-way relationship between us. Maybe that'll get you to stop being such a grouchy mama bear all the time~

Not able to tolerate Chica's snide remarks any longer, Frenni stormed off to the backstage area, hoping to clear her head.

(Bonnie): Well... you certainly made her angry.

(Chica): I'm not gonna just sit here and let her judge me for liking Y/n. I can fall in love with him if I want to.

(A/N: Hey guys, I know I said I was probably gonna take a break or a hiatus for a while but this chapter was close to being done already and I figured I might as well do it before the hiatus. I know, this chapter is short as hell, and the upcoming night 2 chapter might be pretty short too. I don't really have any ideas on what could happen during night 2 since Y/n and the girls seem to be on decent terms for the time being. Right now my only plan is having Y/n meet with Foxy and awkwardly explaining that he's "dating" Chica, and that's it. But if you guys have any ideas on what could occur in the next chapter, feel free to comment. 

And as many of you probably already saw, I decided to end the poll early. It had gone on long enough and I could tell nobody was going to catch up to the top two, Mary or Sydney. Hell, they were both beating BB, who was in third place, by over 20 votes. Anyways, I decided I will write the smut scene as a three-way with Sydney and Mary. Gonna be my first time writing one, but I already have an idea in mind on what will lead up to them all "doing the deed." That's all I have to say for now. skull_dozer signing out)