my person

"im back bitches"

Alondra's POV
"feels good to be back bitches" i said walking into the auditorium where all the other attendings were also meeting along with richard and bailey and
catherine. "you never left? you just took a trip across the world" my wife said from behind me "and may i say that was an amazing experience" i said turning my heels to now make eye contact with her blue eyes.

"i vote we go back" she smiled and then we heard another voice pop up "hey! would you guys like some lesbian cookies? they're definitely made with love" blondie said "where did you exactly get 'lesbian cookies' at umm ten in the morning?" i asked as i took one from the tin and taking a bite offering some to my wife but she kindly declined. "remember the two moms i worked with? they brought them to me and i felt very loved by that" arizona explained "you feeling 'loved' by cookies is a sign you need to get laid some time soon but they're very good" i said winking at her and turning back to my wife

"you sure you don't want any? they're very good" i smiled to her and she shook her head no "drink some water baby so you don't choke" she said kissing my cheek walking towards whomever caught her attention leaving me alone. but must i say these cookies are real nice and honestly will go back for more. lesbian cookies for the win.

Amelia's POV
i was sitting paying attention to the meeting we were having when all of a sudden i feel a presence from beside me and it's arizona, but she seems shaky and weird. "hi? hey umm we have a small problem that i umm may have caused" she said smiling but it was like a weird smile and i was also confused because what could she have done in the span of what? maybe an hour? thirty minutes.

"what the hell did you do?" i asked because i was actually really curious "well? umm those 'lesbian cookies' let's just say umm they were special cookies and not supposed to be given out" she said trying not to make eye contact after she just told me she basically got everyone high. then all of a sudden i hear laughter and it's like really loud and we look in the corner of the room and see both carina and alondra laughing their asses off. 

"and now we have a high ally and high carina! arizona shut this shit down while i gather everyone into the room" i said aggressively and she did as i said. it would just be our luck that half our attendings get high and not know it and now i have zero to no clue what im going to do about this.

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some time later we successfully got everyone who ate the cookies in the room and away from
everyone. good news is that it's only about five people so we should be able to handle it, but bad news is the wrong five people were the ones who ate the cookies. alondra, carina, arizona, josephine, april, i mean it literally couldn't get any more worse than that group right there. i needed a little help so i called in for an extra set of hands, Dr. kai bartley as known as the blondies partner in crime.

we walked in and all five of them were just looking around and having a conversation. "long story short guys! the cookies you ate had marijuana so you guys aren't working today" i said and all their faces dropped "so you went with rat poison" josephine said "you scared me to death!" arizona announced "what?!? you knew!" i yelled back and the four of them turn their heads with a quickness "right? i forgot" she said shutting up now "so you guys will give your phones to kai and not make a noise to anyone! especially patients, we will take care of that for you" i said as kai walked around gathering all their phones from their hands.

"so you're going to do our jobs for us?" april asked making me roll my eyes at the stupid questions they have already asked "yes, phones people!" i said with a louder voice "you're so pretty" ally said talking to whoever it was having a conversation with and honestly could've been herself. "and no one is allowed to leave this room, do i make myself clear?" i asked each and every one of them and absolutely not one person answered. "so what do you expect us to do all day? Dr. shepherd is it?" my wife said squinting her eyes as she read my badge off my lab coat "stay your asses in here! i will be back in five minutes, don't move!" i yelled at them.

Alondra's POV
we were supposed to be in the room we were placed in but somehow we all ended up in my office. "let's play a game of hide and seek!" carina said "let me be the seeker! it seems fun!" josephine said immediately jumping up and going towards the
wall so she wasn't facing us. i turned my eyes towards the door and everyone else got what i was putting down so we left and in hopes jojo can find us.

minutes went by and it's taking longer than expected and i somehow ended up in the lab where my wife does all her testing and studies. you see she would get mad that im playing with her very expensive equipment but she's not here to stop me so i can gladly do what i please. i grabbed my phone and started playing 'suburban legends' on my phone as loud as i possibly could, that was until i heard footsteps walking into the lab. "you weren't supposed to leave the room! and im pretty sure your wife is going to kill you once she finds out you're playing with her stuff" kai said making me look up

"well i personally think nothing" i said laughing in their face "and you can't be playing music while working! matter of the fact you're not supposed to be working" they said pausing my music and removing objects out my hands. "you know you may be freakin tall and intimidate me but you're not being very nice" i said standing up now where they were standing "i don't wnat your wife to go all crazy on me because her wife doesn't listen!" they
said "blah blah, womp womp, you know you're listening to the wrong sloan-shepherd you should be listening to me" i said slowly making my way towards the doors out of the lab.

"where are you going now!" they said running towards me "i need to find carina! i haven't seen that woman in years" i said looking at them and they tilted their head at me "you saw her literally couple hours ago" they said "arizona! ooo maybe we should go find your blondie" i suggested "maybe? we should go back to where your wife said
to be at" they said "and what's the fun in that? i strive to not listen to my wife" i said not knowing my wife was behind me

"excuse me?" i heard and i slowly turned around and seeing her yea right behind me "what i meant was? i strive to eat my wife? no! love my wife, sorry i got my words mixed up" i let out a nervous laugh but in reality i didn't because everyone knows that we know that i eat my wife. i have absolute zero
shame in that. "kai? the rest of them are in the room after running around i finally found them, i can deal with this one" my wife said leaving just me and her.

"you're allowed to never take anything for blondie again" my wife said "and i personally think you're very cute and im also cute which means we would have cute kids together" i said as leaning in closer to her face. i saw a smile across her face which means i made her laugh. "we already have kids and they're very cute" she said "we could have more? who knows" i joked but she immediately looked around covering my mouth. i licked her hand so she could remove it.

"eww! you nasty" she said "oh please you literally kiss me with your freaking tongue" i said sticking my tongue out at her "do you mean lips?" she asked confused "nope! i said what i said" i smiled and she just smiled as well.

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authors note ~

oh my! welcome back to those have returned and welcome to the new ones, we're going to slowly ease our way back into this family and then shortly shit will start happening like always!

i hope you enjoyed this chapter and can't wait for more to come.