Dekusquad Incorrect Quotes

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Uraraka : Deku you really need to ask Todoroki out.

Izuku : Hmmm... No. ❤️

Uraraka : You've been pining for too long and too hard this has to stop. You walked into a door yesterday looking at him

Izuku : You had Jenny on a loop for three hours yesterday, you hypocrite ask Tsu out first.

Iida : You two need an intervention.

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*The squad is over at Midoryia's house*

Shinsou: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Midoryia: ... N-No...

Midoryia, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Shinsou, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Uraraka: I see a-

Midoryia, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Shinsou: Oh, well I-

Midoryia: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Midoryia, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Iida: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Shoto: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Midoryia: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Midoryia: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Midoryia, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Midoryia: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Tsu, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Midoryia:

Shinsou: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Midoryia:

Midoryia, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Bakugou: stfu Deku. God no wonder you're so stupid, its even your hero name

Deku: well yours is Dynamight, how fucking stupid is that?

Bakugou: are you talking back to me? Go fuck yourself, go to hell.

Deku: well as long as you're sticking around Katsuki, im already there!

Bakugou: you little shi- wait katsuki?

Deku: well its your fucking name isnt it?

Bakugou:.......

Bakugou: round face what the fuck happened?

Uraraka: i was wondering when you'd catch on. Someone broke his all might figurine. Yk the one where he accidentally signed 'dad'.

Bakugou: shit. Make sure iida isn't anywhere near him-

Iida: fuck

Bakugou: oh shit its too late

Uraraka: and hes pissed too

Deku: hey iida........wannna go commit a felony?

Iida: i mean if you're down

Deku: great ill get todoroki

Bakugou: WAIT NO DEKU-