Dekusquad Incorrect Quotes

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Fem!Deku Will Help Any One of Her Squad

Uraraka: Iida-Kun, it's okay if you don't want to donate blood. A lot of people have a fear of needles.

Iida, getting prep by the nurse: No! There are people in need for my blood type and a hero doesn't just coward away!

Nurse: Okay, sweetie. Are you ready?

Iida, sweating while seeing the IV in her hand: U-Um, can I get a few more minutes? Maybe ten more minutes?

Fem!Deku, sighing: Oh, for God's sake. Ocha-Chan, when I say three, get the nurse.

Uraraka: What?

Fem!Deku: One, two, three. *pulls Iida in for a kiss*

Iida, blushing and shocked:

Uraraka: *shocked but gets the nurse to put in the IV while he's distracted*

Fem!Deku, pulling away: There! All good.

Iida, completely red-faced: T-T-Thank you, M-Midoriya-kun...

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Midoriya: So Julius Caesar, who has been dead for over fifty years, made this salad?

Tokoyami: Technically you aren't wrong with that number, but it fills me with rage

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Todoroki: Hey Mr Aizawa?

Aizawa: What?

Uraraka: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Where's Midoriya?