𝐅 𝐎 𝐑 𝐓 𝐘 - 𝐄 𝐈 𝐆 𝐇 𝐓

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Deku: Pop quiz! If the grocery store is one mile away from my house, and the average adult man walks 5 miles per hour, then why has it taken my dad 15 years to pick up the milk?

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Midoriya: It has never been clearer to me that evil is not a cultural phenomenon, but a human one.

Bakugou: For Christ's sake, I'm said I'm sorry for stealing your fucking fries.

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Iida: As class president I feel it is my duty to ask - who is storing lube underneath the kitchen sink?

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