Midoriya: Uraraka, can you keep an eye on Kacchan? I think he's going to do something stupid and get himself punched.
Uraraka: Sure, I'd love to see Bakugou get punched!
Midoriya: Try again.
Uraraka: I will stop Bakugou from getting punched.
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Midoriya: "I don't make the rules I just practice the karate"
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Midoryia: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete
their joke.Shinsou: Okay, but what is updog?
Uraraka: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Iida: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Shoto: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Tsu: Surely, that's Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Midoryia: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Iida: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Uraraka: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Shinsou: What's a henway??
Midoryia: Oh, about five pounds.
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