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Midoriya: Uraraka, can you keep an eye on Kacchan? I think he's going to do something stupid and get himself punched.

Uraraka: Sure, I'd love to see Bakugou get punched!

Midoriya: Try again.

Uraraka: I will stop Bakugou from getting punched.

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Midoriya: "I don't make the rules I just practice the karate"

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Midoryia: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete
their joke.

Shinsou: Okay, but what is updog?

Uraraka: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Iida: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Shoto: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Tsu: Surely, that's Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Midoryia: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Iida: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Uraraka: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Shinsou: What's a henway??

Midoryia: Oh, about five pounds.

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