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midoriya: i just think that nine months is too long

uraraka: for what

uraraka: pregnant people???

midoriya: yeah

uraraka: oh

midoriya: that's so long though

uraraka: yeah agreed

midoriya: why can't it be a month

uraraka: poor elephants

uraraka: they have it for 12 months

midoriya: y'know if we were in the womb longer we would be able to walk on all fours comfortably

uraraka: wtf

midoriya: that's why i think horse girls were in a lil too long

uraraka: i'm literally trying to eat

uraraka: OHHH

uraraka: YEAH

uraraka: I SEE THAT

midoriya: AND LIKE THE WOLF GIRLS TOO

uraraka: BITCH I WAS A HORSE AND WOLF GRIL

midoriya: LAKSJAKDHJ

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Todoroki: Have you always wanted to be a hero?

Midoriya: Yep! Except that one summer when I was six and I really wanted to be Kermit the Frog

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Iida: If you found out you had one day to live, what would you do

Uraraka: Something illegal

Midoriya: Say goodbye

Todoroki: Message all my facebook friends and say if they didn't forward my message to ten people I would die tommorrow

Iida: Holy shit

Uraraka: That's fucking awesome can I change my answer

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