Dekusquad Incorrect Quotes

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Deku and Uraraka in the middle of an argument:

Deku: How petty can you get?

Uraraka: I once edited a wikipedia article to prove I was right in an argument.

Todoroki, on the couch: it was with me, about if narwhals were real, and I said they were.

Uraraka: They're in Rudolph! How does that make sense!

Iida: *sighs*

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Deku and Uraraka sitting in a jail cell, caught for attempting to rob a bank:

Uraraka: So, who should we call for bail?

Deku: I'd say Iida, but I think we'd be safer in jail.

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Deku, holding a barbie doll and in a high voice: Hey Ken! I was just thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Uraraka holding a Ken doll and in a deep and low voice: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.

Iida walking in: What are you doing?

Deku and Uraraka in their normal voices: Playing systematic oppression