[THE DEVIL WITHIN] Hazbin Hotel x Male Reader

SCRAMBLED EGGS

[We start by seeing Charlie put up a sign that says "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!" Y/N and Vaggie watch as Charlie says]

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aagh! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel.

Vaggie: Um....Pentious was just crying to take over the city with his werid steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

[Charlie gets down from her ladder as Y/N says]

Y/N: Well, I didn't see him do that in about..... um, a week ago.

[We see Sir Pentious and his egg bois with a big canon as Y/N says while Sir Pentious moves it into place]

Y/N: When did you make that?

[Sir Pentious waves at Y/N]

Sir Pentious: Oh hello, human. It's my new invention, the "Skin Flayer 11,000." I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

[Y/N gives a confused look]

Y/N: Okay, while I would be all down at killing some people..... why?

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously, it must be a lie. I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!

[We see Carmella Carmines daughters come in and deliver tech for Sir Pentious]

Sir Pentious: Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

[The blonde and white skinned Demon named Odette gives Pentious a paper and pen while saying]

Odette: Sign, please.

[He signs it. She then says]

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

[Y/N then walks up to Odette and Clara]

Y/N: Ah, Odette, Clara. So good to see you two again. What's it been? 3 maybe 4 weeks.

[Odette shoots Y/N a glare but Y/N van see a look of fear in both of their eyes. They then speed walk away. As Vaggie says]

Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmella Carmine. You are buying parts from an overlord?

[Y/N walks over to them and says]

Y/N: You both know me and Alastor are technically overlords, right?

[Charlie turns to Y/N and says]

Charlie: Wait, you're a overlord?

[Vaggie then steals Pentious's tech as he hissies and says]

Sir Pentious: Hey.

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.