Why Y/N Doesn't like Valentino and Vox

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*September 1st 2016*

[It cuts to Vox, Y/N, and Valentino running away as Y/N says]

Y/N: Oh, fuck!

[We see one of Vox's guards slowing down]

Vox's Guard: Guy's! I can't run! I got ten stacks! Help+

[Vox's guard then gets stabbed by the Exterminator Angel as Valentino says]

Valentino: Who's got the orb?!

Vox: I left it in the node.

[Y/N stops and turns around]

Y/N: What?!

[He looks to the top of the Vees building and sees a big white orb]

Y/N: FUCK!

[One of Valentino' guards go for the orb]

Valentino's Guard: I've got this guys!

[The Guard then gets tackled and stabbed by the angel as he screams]

Y/N: Son of a bitch!

Valentino: The place is going to explode!

[Y/N turns to the C4 behind him and says]

Y/N: The place is going to wha-

[The C4 goes off as they all blow up. They then reanimate back in the Vees maim office as they all sit down. Y/N says in a calm manner while rapidly tapping his foot]

Y/N: So....who fucked it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Vox: You're really not mad?

Y/N: No...

[Y/N then becomes the Ghost Rider as his flames burn bright]

Ghost Rider: I'M FUCKING LIVID!!!

[They all go wide eyed at Y/N's outburst]

Ghost Rider: NONE OF YOU FUCKHOLES KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!!!

Valentino: Hey the extermination just came out.

[Y/N returns back to normal]

Y/N: No, it didn't, It's the same extermination it was last year.

Valentino: Well, I didn't see the extermination last year or ever.

Valentino's Guard: Yeah me either.

Vox's Guard: Same.

Vox: Is this Radio Rebel?

Y/N: Velevette, what about you?

[We see Velevette on her phone not paying attention]

Y/N: Vel?

Vox's Guard: I think she's doing a thing called a "tiktok."

Y/N: A tik- It's a fuckin' extermination!

Vox: Isn't this Radio Rebel?

Valentino: Why are we trying to stop the extermination anyway? This is really HARD....

[Valentino's Guard turns to him]

Valentino's Guard: Don't say it like that.

[Y/N pushes Valentino a bit and says]

Y/N: Because, fuckhead. I want the emblem to be the first one to kill an angel.

[They all turn to Y/N in confusion]

Vox's Guard: Wait, we're doing ALL this for a fuckin' emblem?!

[Y/N then says with a smile]

Y/N: Yes.

Valentino: So, let me get this straight. You dragged us all out here when an extermination is happening. All  because you want an emblem that no one will recognize? Or care about?

Y/N: Um, mother fuckin' excuse me, I actually tried to save you all the trouble last year and tried having Rosie, Husker and Niffty instead.

[Vox's Guard then says with a smirk knowing how well thar went]

Vox's Guard: Oh yeah? And how'd that work out?

[Y/N sighs as he remembers back to it]

*FLASHBACK*

[We see Niffty stabbing a Demon and Rosie eating one as Y/N lays on the ground as Husker goes off on them]

Husker: WHY DO I SEE PEOPLE ANYWHERE BUT HERE?! ARE YOU FUCKIN' STUPID OR FUCKIN' BLIND?! THERE IS ONLY ONE PLACE AND IT IS OVER HER-

[We then cut back to present day as Y/N sighs]

Y/N: So, you idiots are the best chance I've got.

Vox: Isn't this Radio Rebel?

[Y/N then turns to Vox and his eyes glow orange]

Y/N: THIS ISN'T THAT STUPID FUCKING MOVIE!

Vox: I need a better Guard then this one.

Y/N: And I need a teammate who doesn't shit the bed when he was to do something other than watch pornhub on his massive ass tv's all fucking day! This is literally just ONE Angel. It is not that hard you all have Angelic weapons. So, do we all think we can do this perfectly?

[Vox looks to his left then to Y/N with a caution kinda voice]

Vox: Um, Y/N?

Y/N: What?

Vox: Val ran in.

Y/N: He did fuckin' what? Why didn't you say anything?

Vox: I didn't want to interrupt you.

[Y/N becomes the Ghost Rider and says]

Ghost Rider: FUCK! Okay, everyone stick to the plan. Go, go, go!

[They all charge off as we hear in the distance]

Vox: Oh, shit!!!

Valentino: RUN!!!

Valentino's Guard: Oh, boy can't wait to kill this... oh shit!

Y/N: No, no, no! Hit her legs you morons!!!

[Velevette then looks up from her phone and shrugs as she gets back to whatever she was doing]

[We fade to black]

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