Switchy: Welcome everyone, to Pokemon Truth or Dare! We really have to get going with this chapter, because I've got a package coming soon.
Drew: Can't you just wait for the package to get here... and untie May?
May: *tape on her mouth and roped up to a corner*
Tobias: Yeah, I agree-
Switchy:
Tobias: WHY ME?!
Switchy: Cuz you suck.
Troy: Well, you suck cuz you didn't go kill that bee!
Switchy: You really wanna make that decision?
Troy: Yeah, of course. It was just a bee-
Voidbee: BUZZ BUZZ MOTHERF***ERS!!!
Troy and Switchy: AAAAAAAA-
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Switchy: Continuing what I was saying, we're really gonna have to do this quick.
Voidbee: Milk before cereal is good-
Switchy: *swats Voidbee with a hammer* AS I WAS SAYING, ahem, we're gonna do this quick.
Moon: *slams her axe numerous times onto Gary's protection spell* DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Gary: Pfft. Just stop. You can't break the protection spell that T. Boi-
Moon: *breaks it while using Sun and Troy as a hammer*
Gary: ...cast.
Moon: *kills Gary*
Moon: YIPPEE!
T. Boi: *crying*
Switchy: *fuming with rage*
Korrina: Uhh, I don't think that's gonna be good-
Switchy: *grabs Moon like a plushie* YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL THROW YOU TO PLUTO.
Moon: HEHEHEHA IDC!!!
Troy: *wakes up* I'M UP!
Switchy: Ok.
Troy: And I declare today as Anti-Flittle Abuse Day!
Everyone: *no reaction*
Switchy: It's always been that-
Void: You like jazz?
Switchy: *plays the piano* Yes.
*noises are heard underground*
Switchy: *hears the noise* Now what could that be-
*a vine launches Switchy up to the sky. A boy and a flower emerge from the ground.
Clemont: What the-
Flowey: Howdy, I'm Flowey. Flowey the Flower!
Everyone: ???
Switchy: *gets out of the rubble* Oh for f***'s sake, not you.
Flowey: What? What's wrong? *grins*
Switchy: *sighs* Nevermind, you genocidal flower.
Everyone: WHAT?! BUT WHY?!
Flowey: Cuz I'm soulless. Y'all are dummies, but not as bad as that Mad Dummy.
Iris: Cool. *gets a flamethrower but it gets shot away* HEY!
Clover: *shoots the entire studio*
Literally everyone that has one braincell: *hides under rubble*
Switchy: *gets his gun from Flittle's book and shoots Clover*
Clover: *dies UT style*
Switchy: *revives Clover* DON'T do that again, got it?
Clover: *thumbs up*
Kru: *summons all the Eeveelutions from the AU's that I will not say their names cuz I'm not wasting my time* HAH! Now you have to keep them-
Switchy: *snaps and they're in the Distortion World*
Kru: ...Fu-
*DING DONG*
Switchy: *opens the door* Finally the package is here. *tips Martlet*
Flittle: So what's in the box?
Switchy: A premium order, and my true reason for liking Pokemon Truth or Dare books, it's MORGAN, or should I say, @pikachuxy2, or now known as @MiloStoleUrWaffles! And yes, Flittle, he is LGBTQ+.
Flittle: :O
Morgan: *pops head out of box* Oh great not this again.
Switchy: Oh come on! Please?????
Morgan: No. After all, I died to head into Dream SMP heaven and have been there for 3 years. Imma head out, cya-
Switchy: *grabs Morgan* Well, it's a bit too late for that. You're an official cohost now-
Morgan: *smashes a bottle of Maple Syrup from Nate's stash and phases through wall*
Switchy: *paralyzed then falls to the ground* NOOOOOO-
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Switchy: And ladies and gentlemen, as I am dealing with sadness rn, imma end this off. That is it for this episode of PKMN ToD! Remember to leave truths and dares before Himeko runs you over with the Astral Express. CYA!
(goodness this took a while)
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RandomI've wanted to do one of these for a while, and now I finally get my chance. Thanks to @MinunAmour for the inspiration. Thank you for OurGodLitten for the cover.
