•𝙠𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙘 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨• ᵈⁱˢᶜᵒⁿᵗⁱⁿᵘᵉᵈ

Dexiana!!!

Me: Hey gang! Well it's more like crowd at this point haha.

Biana: IS IT THE DAY?!?!

Dex: What day B?

Me, sniggers: Ya, it's the day Biana

*Biana faints*

Dex: MY DARLI- I MEAN- BIANAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

*Biana wakes up*

Biana: It's the dayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Sophie: Shush

Keefe: Yeah shush

Fitz: I won't be shipped with anyone at this point, I'm single

Della: We'll hold a Winnowing Gala

Me: Guysss now is NOT the time OK?

Sophie: It's coming! The ship is coming!

*The ship appears once again: Dexiana!!!*

*Dex and Biana squeal and hug each other then realise that they're in public*

Me, raising up my hand: All who ships it?

Dex: MEEE

Biana: MEEEEE <3

Della: Me!

Alden: I don't know..

Biana: DAD!

Alden: me........

Fitz: ME!

*Everyone stares at him*

Fitz: What? It's mah little sister ain't it?!

Linh: I ship it

Wylie: I ship it

The Collective: We're leaving..

Juline and Kesler: We ship it!!

Bex, Lex: We ship it too

Rex: Well, anything for my favorite sibling; I ship it :)

*Dex scoops Rex up in a hug*

Sophie: I ship it

Livvy: I ship it

Elwin: I liked Dexphie better..

*Everyone groans*

Me: Who don't ship it??

Tam: Y'know at one point I liked Biana. So, no

Maruca: Nahh

Stina: No

Marella: Nuh-uh

Elwin: No

Grady: I agree with Elwin, so no

Edaline: I ship it cuz Dex IS my nephew

Rayni: Nahrrr

Me: Well that's the end of that I guess lol

Linh: Byeeee