•𝙠𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙘 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨• ᵈⁱˢᶜᵒⁿᵗⁱⁿᵘᵉᵈ

(?) -Guest Ship- (?) and a disaster (!!!!)

Me: Welcome back, everybody! Today is the day that we are going to welcome our guest couple!

Biana: Who is it?

Sophie: I'm betting it's Sandor and Grizel

Fitz: Probably, I mean, all the bodyguards aren't here today

Biana: My fault for giving Woltzer the slips again, heh

Dex: Yeah! Biana taught me how to do that with Lovise! Though I Dexified it a bit. Today, I leapt here out of my window and left a booby trap at the door. The trap makes anyone who's not me get covered completely in sparkly pink goo! Then, they get stuck to the floor and activate a panel that drops them into my basement. Then they're served with food and drinks but have absolutely NO way out unless I deactivate it.... so maybe it's completely Dexified..

*shocked silence*

Biana: Remind me.. why did I give you the invisible cloak when you had all this technology?

Dex: Cuz you luuuuuv me, admit it, you do *winks*

Wylie: Shouldn't we get starting?

Me: Right.. YALL CAN COME IN NOW!

* dramatic walk-in music plays*

*doors open*

*no one walks in*

Me: I said.. YALL CAN COME IN NOW! CMON DONT KEEP US WAITING!!

Fitz: Wow, that's SOME shouting..

*Ro walks in with a black eye*

Ro: HEYYY HEARD YA CALLIN WASSUP!

Me *said in a whisper* : Where is your partner???

Ro: Oh, we had a fight, and he's with Elwin now cuz I broke his jaw... no biggie hmph?

Me: YOU DID WHAT NOW?

Keefe: Uh oh.. Ro, what did you do..?

Me: Guys, go home, we're continuing this tomorrow..

Linh: Huh? Okay..

Rayni: Is this a Bo and Ro thing cuz I swear today Bo was grumbling more than usual so...

Tam: Probably, let's just go

[Note: It wouldn't be a Bo and Ro thing without a lil fight and heat between them hmm? Heheh, sorry, but I gotta keep this real yea!]

*the next day*

Me: Welcome back ONCE AGAIN, guys, and I'm afraid there was a little CONFLICT yesterday with our couple.. hahaha, couple fights, am I right, eh?

Linh: Who chose this couple...

Me: Never mind that... mooooving on..
We have... cue dramatic music...

*walk in dramatic music plays ONCE AGAIN (but even more dramatic to make a point)*

Me: We have Bo and Ro!

*Bo and Ro walk in apart from each other as much as possible*

*polite applause with occasional giggling*

Ro: WHAT YOU STARING AT HUH

Me: Okay! Quiet down, guys, who ships th-

Keefe: I would like to commemorate this special moment by reciting my next verse in the Ballad of Bo and Ro!

Ro: You puny little Lord Funkyhair! I'm going to *************************

Sophie: CHILL MAN

Marella: Mmhmm and the world's gotta hear about this

Me: So who votes for them?

Bo: If anyone dares to lift a finger I will personally ************************************** you when your ***************

Biana: Oop..

Keefe: I SHIP THEM!

*Keefe dashes to the exit and leaps away before Ro can catch him*

Me: Guessing yall don't ship them because you value your lives

*everyone nods*

Linh: Byeeeee