Lumpy aggressively sighs in a distorted tone, disappointed that the other N-Mixels felt a need to rent out a vacation home. Sokket slinks around, it's head tending to slump back. It observes what appears to be a flat world. Knitto observes Sokket, always intrigued by it's behavior, "What's it like for ya buddy?" Rayzo guards a stack of neutral cubits, ready to shoot on sight. Fruitpunch scurries over, confused, "Why're you's guardin' the neutral cubits?," he asks, trying not to alarm Rayzo. Rayzo rolls his yellow eyes, "Who knowzzz if someone'll COMEZZZZ IN and STEALZZZ em!?" Fruitpunch rolls his 64 bug eyes, "There's no Nixels to use em withs!!"
With all the nonsense going on, none notice a Nixamal sneaking in. Lumpy puts down a book, hearing a CRASH! in the other room. When Lumpy and the others run in, they see a duckling with a sideways and broken mini-fridge. Lumpy groans as the Nixamal continues rummaging through the food, "Now we hafta PAY, PAY for that you mucking PEST!!!" Fruitpunch winces, "Wait Lumpy-" but it's too late as Lumpy begins wringing the duckling by the neck. The duckling quacks very loudly, unleashing an army of Nixamal fleaflies from it's feathery fluff.
Lumpy faints from the shock, the other N-Mixels frantically trying to get rid of the fleaflies. Sokket reluctantly brings out some emergency cubits, hissing at everyone. Mixes of Sokket/Knitto and Rayzo/Fruitpunch form. The Rayzo/Fruitpunch mix rockets a thousand laser punches a second, destroying many of the tiny bugs. The Sokket/Knitto mix struggles with its mental stability, but ends up knitting a comically large flyswatter, whacking the remainder to dust.
After all is said and done, Knitto is a bit frazzled from the mix, "You... see the world as flat?" Sokket rolls it's real eye, reluctantly nodding. Meanwhile Rayzo and Fruitpunch bonk heads. "I think you're my favorite idiot!!!!," they say trying to push one another over. Rayzo blasts a beam at the floor, angry he didn't confess first. "SHUT THE MUCK UP, UP!!!," Lumpy says, having woken up.
The End
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Mixels: A Mixful Journey Series 2
HumorShort stories centered around 4 Mixel tribes! The knitting Stitchlies, the cave-dwelling Clothians, the sleepy Goodnyghts and the futuristic MixBots! Warning: Should be read after Series 1 Stitchlies and Empress Nixel character/design concept by @_e...
