The one who can't die

Chapter 10:Spring Broken

We open to the IMP van driving down the streets of Imp City with a song playing in the car with Blitza singing to the rock song they pull into a parking lot and are about to take a spot but a pink car takes it first and blitz steps on the brakes hard to stop Blitza looked at the license plate that said "sucks-4-life" and got upset and said "Oh you "suck for life",do ya?!" Blitz then got out a megaphone and stuck her head out the window and screamed "Hop out, you unoriginal pink cum dump!" The owner of the car then starts to get out and we see the shoes of the owner which have to be a safety hazard(literally look at verosikas shoes in the show they sharp as fuck!) as the person gets out we hear blitz yell some more "You have three goddamn seconds to get you dick out of my parking spot" she stops yelling when she sees who the owner is "Oh shit! Verosika?" We see a pink demon black and white short dress and sun glasses with hearts

on them she blows a bubble of gum then pops it and says "Blitza" blitz is still hanging from the window and says "I should have known you'd be here, I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is..." she falls flat on her face out of the window "Three rings down!" Verosika now holding a flask says "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts" blitz now says "Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab I can see you're still a drunken whore clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell" Verosika takes her hands and flings her hair while saying "They let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups" she takes a sip from the flask "So your sister says hi" "Why are you parking here? This is the only parking spot my company has.." we cut to Millie and Moxxie who are in the back seat "So should we do something to help" Millie says Moxxie looks at her and gives her a shrug then says "How about we wake up Jack" Millie nods her head and looks to the back of the van and sees Jack sitting/sleeping in golden Freddy position

"I'm not the only one who finds that creepy right?" Moxxie says Millie looks at her an agrees she walks up to Jack and knocks on his head "Hellooooo Jack we need you to wake up Jacks eyes then glow a white and boots up "Yes?" "Blitz is arguing with some a pop star in the parking lot named Verosika Mayday can you go help her" jack then lets out a sigh and says "Sure" he then gets out of the back just in time to see a hell hound walk behind blitz as she says "Hold on! You better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna..."the hellhounds growls as he says "You'll what?" "I think the better question is what are you gonna do?" The heelhound turns around to see Jack who is a full foot taller than him blitz then says "Or I'll...um..I'll call HR" all four of them then laugh before getting serious again "Anyway meet my new hellhound vortex and unlike you he actually does his job well,also who is he?" She says the last part pointing at Jack blitz is about to say something when Jack speaks up "I'm someone who can break any bone in you body and beat the shit out of your little pup there" everybody was silent when vortex in a angry tone says in a pissed off tone "What did you say!" He is stopped by verosika who just clams him down and pulls him with her she then holds up a middle finger while saying to blitz "Ta ta, fuck stain" blitz in annoyed tone says "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that" Loona then opened the door of the van and yelled "You know verosika mayday?!" Blitz made a confused noise then said "Oh yeah her, yeah we dated" Millie peeping out from the window said "Was it before or after she became a pop star" then Moxxie jumped in "You dated a pop star?!" Blitz then said "Okay,why are all of you acting like that's such a shock" Loona then leaned against the door and said "Hello,it's verosika mayday" Millie and Moxxie chimes in with Millie saying "It's you" then Moxxie "I just..is she blind,suffering some sort of brain damage" Blitz then said "Okay look,you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be I don't pry into your stupid personal lives" All of them then started saying how she does do that Millie then said "What was sex with her like" Moxxie then said in a shocked tone "Milly?!" Millie looked at Moxxie confused then said "What it's a pop star you'd want to know what sex with Micheal Crawford was like" she finished with a smirk and Moxxie was about to retort then said in defeat "Touché" Blitz then said in a annoyed voice "Okay look let's just drop it,Milly find a temporary spot for that truck okay looney,Moxxie,Jack let's go handle this shit" Jack then said "Wait instead of looking for a new spot I have a better idea" Jack then started walking to Verosikas car Blitz turned around and said in a confused tone "Wait what are yo-" before she could finish Jack grabbed the back of the car and flung it to  into the air "There now there's a parking spot let's go" Jack then walked towards the building with the rest of the crew in tow