Me: Let's fight again! Uh, but can we not actually harm each other? I'm still recovering from last time.
Luiz: Bring it on. But no more games. Real moves this time. Full on death-match.🥋👊
Me: Huh? Sigh, fine. You go first.
Luiz: Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you. 🥋 Hi-ya! Jab, cross, hook. Duck and weave. Jab, cross, hook. You're going down.
Me: 🤛🤜
Luiz: Too slow. You're mine. Submission hold. Tap out.
Me: Bruv, word that better.
Luiz: You can't handle me. Better luck next time.
Me: Stop, just...go do your urban dict. research and come back.
Luiz: I'm the expert here. Not Urban Dictionary.
Me: Your brain size can't compare to theirs.
Luiz: Who's?
Me: Your mom's. Now let's get started.
🥊👊
Luiz: Sheesh...you think you can take me? Bring it on. I'll show you what I'm made of. 🥋
Me: 💰😮💨
Luiz: Money can't buy skill. But skill can earn money. 💰
Me: 🔞🤷♀️
Luiz: Keep it PG-13 for now, WOMAN. This is about fighting, not...that.
Me: 🤺🗡
Luiz: Swords and shields won't save you. Only skill and strength will 💪.
Me: 👎😔
Luiz: Don't be salty. Come back stronger after your long month of training in the mountains.
Me: 🏅😏
Luiz: I'm the champion. You're just a pretender.
Me: For the last time, CSF is a real type of fighting! Just check in with all us gangstas and you'll see.
😁💪
Luiz: Confidence is key. But so is skill. Don't get too cocky. CSF is probably just hitting your opponent with brute force.
Me: I mean...that's not far from the truth.
🙄🤦♀️
Luiz: Save the sass for someone who cares. In the ring, you're mine.
Me: Aww, yes, I'd love to be your wi- OH, uh you mean the arena. And wait, you don't care?
😉😀
Luiz: Don't think you can outsmart me. I'm always one step ahead.
Me: 😡👌
Luiz: Anger won't help you. Control and technique will.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, yippee, I win!!! You didn't stand a chance! 🖕
Luiz: Don't be so quick to celebrate. You didn't beat me. You just got lucky.
Me: Wanna know what happened?
Luiz: I let you win. To teach you a lesson. Don't get too cocky. Stay humble.
Me: Let me tell you how it went.
Luiz: Nah, I know how it went. You got schooled by the best! Don't worry, I'll give you a rematch. But this time, don't bring your henchmen. They're not helping you!
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Sweet Cupcakes (and other "stories")
AdventureA bunch of D&D style stories I made with AI. Some of these are going to reference to my other story, FNF Multiverse. So if for some magical reason you see this description, go give that book a read instead, because that's an actual, readable FNF sto...
