Skid: Scarletta, you know how much I love you...
Scarletta: Whaddya want?
Skid: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILITY!
Keith: If I run and leap at the Lemon Demon, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Keith, running towards the Lemon Demon: Coming in!
The Lemon Demon: No! I'm holding coffee!
The Lemon Demon: *Drops coffee and catches Keith*
Keith: See, what'd I tell you-
The Lemon Demon: Now I get to eat you for dinner! ^^
Keith: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Skid: Hi, I'm "things".
Ruby: ...
Pico: What do you three have to say for yourselves?
Pump: ...
Keith: ...
Senpai: Oops?
Scarletta: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.
Ruby: Mom! What did I say about making up words?
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Senpai: Would never stab anyone.
Pump: Would stab someone in retaliation.
The Lemon Demon: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Luis: Would stab without warning.
Keith: Would stab as a warning.
Scarletta: I have one foot in the grave, but in a kind of fun, flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
Ruby: Mom! What did I say about weird analogies?
Keith: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know much they're loved. Pico has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for him.
Ruby: By forcing him to have fun at a party that he doesn't want to be at?
Keith: I knew you'd understand.
Luis, in Ruby's window: I thought I'd find you here!
Skid, climbing past Luis: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
Ruby: Oh my god! Don't tell me you did Skid too??
Skid: ...
Luis: Well, honey, there comes a time in everyone's life where-
Ruby: No, I won't have sex with my goddamn father!
Ruby: The last time I went to an urgent car clinic, I checked off "excessive crying" on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
The Lemon Demon: Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming...What?
Pump: I don't know. It's just not the same without Skid in the kitchen.
The Lemon Demon: All right, that's it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.
Pump: That's closer.
The Lemon Demon: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat?
Scarletta: I don't usually eat with losers.
The Lemon Demon: Neither do I, but I asked you, didn't I?
Ruby: Mommy is not allowed to decide which one of us is the chosen one.
Keith: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good, so I simply did myself.
Scarletta, drowing: Help!
Skid: Don't worry, I heard cowards float.
Keith: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Lemon Demon: I don't have pupils.
Keith: Pfft, you should meet Luis, he's such a tsundere.
Pico: He...he just stabbed you.
Keith: So cute.
*The squad using an Ouija board*
Senpai: Tell us...is there a spirit in this house?
Spirit, through the board: YES.
Ruby: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.
Skid: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.
Spirit: WAIT, WHAT-
Pump: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swing set?
Ruby: No, I said "Pump, don't lick that swing set", and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
YOU ARE READING
Sweet Cupcakes (and other "stories")
AventuraA bunch of D&D style stories I made with AI. Some of these are going to reference to my other story, FNF Multiverse. So if for some magical reason you see this description, go give that book a read instead, because that's an actual, readable FNF sto...
