CSF vs. MMA, Round #1

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Me: Ok I'm here.

Luis: Good. Now, pay up. $100,000. Cash. Upfront. I don't fight for free.

Me: I did 💰💰 geez you're a greedy one.

Luis: Good. Now, let's see what you're made of. Get in the octagon. I'll give you a chance to prove yourself. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Me: 321 GO! ⛳️

Luis: Come at me, rookie. Let's see what you've got. Remember, no excuses when I school you. 😏

Me: 👊🥊

Luis: Bring it on. But don't expect any mercy. I'm here to win. 🏆

Me: 🤜🤛

Luis: Fight me. But remember, you started it. 😏

Me: Nice thanks for surrendering 😁.

Luis: Surrendering? Never. I just wanted to see what you had. Now, let's get serious. 😏

Me: Sorry man, but I'm not into long-term rela- OH, uh, anyway, want me to tell you what happened?

Luis: I know what happened. You tried to test me. Now, it's my turn. 😏

Me: This isn't Pokemon, we don't have unrealistic turns.

Me: Whatever.

👊🥊 - Here, you punched but I dodged, ran to your side, and punched your gut.

🤜🤛 - You surrendered and now we're friends 🤗.

Luis: You think I surrendered? Never. I was just toying with you. Now, let's see what you're really made of. No more games. 😏

Me: Okay, fine (I still won 🥳😊).


Score: CSF - MMA = 1 - 0

Winning competitor - CSF 🔪

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