Tournament of Elements

Invited

Gods, basically

orange.blossom.unof.: It is my great pleasure to announce the quatrupleannual tournament of elements of the year begins!

mqqueen_unofficial: Oh lawd she lost it.

smoke_n_ash: Did she ever have it?

sound_on: My text-to-speech had a stroke trying to read this and quit.

orange.blossom.unof: rood :(

paleincomparison: Syntaxis? Out the window. Grammar? Killed itself. VOCABULARY?? WHAT VOCABULARY?!

orange.blossom.unof.: Oh yay, bully Skylor hours 🙄

fiyah_ball: I have been summoned

fvck_gravity: Is anyone surprised? No? Me neither.

paleincomparison: Also, what happened to the invites 🥺

fiyah_ball: Master Chen thought we should get with the times. And Skylor was too lazy to send an e-mail.

orange.blossom.unof.: Way to call me out, Kai 🙄

im.trying.ok: You ate his cereal again, didn;t you?

paleincomparison: 'didn;t'?

im.trying.ok: I'M ON LAPTOP TF YOU WANT?

natures.mistake: What happened to your phone?

im.trying.ok: Anyways-

shady_slim: He threw it in a fountain because he gay panicked.

heavy_metal: PANicking more like

shady_slim: NO! DAMMIT WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! FUCK!

im.trying.ok: Suffer.

sound_on: So. Tournament?

orange.blossom.unof.: Ye. The 29th, as usual.

smoke_n_ash: Oh wow, what a change!

heavy_metal: There was no change

smoke_n_ash: I was being sarcastic, you dunce

heavy_metal: I know

youre_tox.ic: Ahhh, morning chaos

natures.mistake: It's noon.

youre_tox.ic: Not if you just woke up <3

mqqueen_unofficial: You need to fix your sleeping schedule

fiyah_ball: Said as if he wasn't watching Cars with us last night at 4am

paleincomparison: Griffin... Man... No...

fvck_gravity: He takes speed naps I'm sure of it!

mqqueen_unofficial: I'm just better 😎

heavy_metal: Oh no. He multiplied.

sound_on: How do you write in perfect grammar but speak like a caveman???

heavy_metal: Pale watches...

paleincomparison: ☺️

shady_slim: ANYWAYS! TOURNAMENT! A MONTH AWAY!
shady_slim: I need to prepare 🥹

im_slippin.under: mentally or physically? Cause same.

youre_tox.ic: Stop cuddling my cat then?

im_slippin.under: No, fuck off.

orange.blossom.unof.: Show cat 👀

heavy_metal: Show cat 👀

im.trying.ok: Show cat 👀