A Nerd's Life

Prologue

Today's going to be a long day and I can feel it.

I woke up in the morning rubbing my eyes, mentally preparing myself for the day as I felt like a cloud... Wait what?

I slowly got off of my bed and walked towards the mirror, "No wonder my face felt weird" I muttered under my breath after seeing a huge amount of whipped cream smeared all over my face.

"You can come out now" I told them in a very deadly tone.

I jumped up and came back down (literally) when I saw my stupid, idiotic brothers, Zac and Eric, jumping out of my closet and bursting into fits of laughter.

Giving them my famous death stare I was pretty sure they couldn't see because of their squinted eyes.

Oh there so gonna get it!

Because their eyes were squinted due to there heavy laughter I wiped the whipped cream off my face and then rubbed it on the palm of my hands. I walked up to them slowly and tried not to show the smirk playing on my lips, wiping all of the whipped cream on their hair I made a run for it.

Because I knew it was the end.

If this was a movie this would be the part where the dumb girl who is always the first to die trips and falls when the monsters or killer or stalker or whatever you prefer to call it chase her. In this case, I am that dumb girl.

After my tragic fall I shouted "MOM!!", and there she was , my savior, holding a candle stick and shouting "April , honey, where is your little dumpling of a face?" (my mom is a fun person so this is the way she talks).

I shot up and ran for my life to hide behind my mom.

" save me mommy, save me!!" -Let's just say,when I say mommy, my mom would literally do anything for me. And besides, I am the only thing that keeps her sane in a house with four boys-.

Raising the candlestick in a threatening pose she yelled, " you boys better leave your sister alone. She's the only thing that keeps me sane in this house". Told you!

I then stuck my tongue out and wiped the rest of the whipped cream off my face, properly, and cautiously rubbed it on my mom's shirt without her noticing (ooh! Naughty me).

"WE ARE NOT BOYS MA, WE'RE MEN!!!!" says Zac.

"Yeah, keep telling yourself that" says a familiar voice I am pretty sure I haven't heard in a long time.

"SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!" I hear Connor yelling from upstairs.

I turn around and see my favourite brother Isaac peacefully eating his cereal. As soon as my brain noticed I sprinted towards him and tackled him in a hug, resulting the both of us on the floor with some cereal on my head and his face and the fact that I am still hugging him.

"I missed you so much. I've been dying in this house, Dying, did you hear me? DYING!!" I yelled into his ear.

Pushing me to his side Isaac yelled "get off me you psycho!" then sat up reached for his napkin that was sitting on the table and wiped his face and the milk off of the wooden floors then he threw the napkin at my face and stood up. I sat up and threw the napkin away

"What the hell are you doing to April?!" Mom yelled at him "Pick that up you idiot!" and walked towards him and gave a slight push towards the napkin. Despite all that she loves all of us equally. I stood up and immaturely stuck my tongue out at him. Then he walks towards me giving me a noogie and said "I missed you too squirt".

Introducing the Petersons.
My mother (Lisa) is great, so chill, so laid-back, smart, funny and amazing. She is a hard working single mother of five. Our father (is a complete jerk) told us he was coming back and how much he loved us... But... He didn't. My mother was depressed for a while, but she was strong enough to get over it.

Isaac, the first born. He is awesome. He is an amazing older brother. He would do anything for me. He goes to somekind of college, I have no idea what the name is, (I have no interest in knowing). Because of his college education I rarely ever get to see him, so I get really excited when he comes for his surprise visits.

Then we have the dimwitted stupid twins Zac and Eric. They look nothing alike (apart from the hair colour) even though thy are twins. Ahh!! Just the thought of them makes me want to break something. Those 2 idiots enjoy pranking Connor and me! It creeps me out how random girls go around creeps like them. It's really creeepy. Those girls don't know them aswell as I do. Only if they understand.

Connor he is is the 3rd wait...4th? Yeah... 4th born in the family. He is a year older than me. The both of us are kinda tight, I like to think we are. He is also a lady killer.

I don't get it, why do they say lady killers. It's not like they kill ladies with their looks. Its not even possible! Jeez! People and their references.

Anyway, back to the topic. Connor is sort of smart. He is a heavy sleeper.

Then there's me,April, an anti-social, awkward nerd. But, I honestly don't care about what people think about me. I am me, nobody has the right to change that. 'Wow April! With those words you can be the next president!' Says the voice inside my head. 'Oh shut up' I snap back at the voice inside my head with another voice inside my head. Wow I'm talking to myself. Wow I'm really weird. Anyway, The only thing I Love and absolutely adore is... drum roll please.... "just get on with it" screams the voice in my head.... wait for it... "Oh for the love of-" writing. I love writing. It's my escape from the real world. I'd love to be an author of a few best sellers when in grow up. Atleast then I can have a bright future and a big enough basement for the twins to live in, because we all know their not going to get far in life.

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A/N,
Yeah I know... horrible start... Just keep reading and I promise it will get better. And tell me what you thought about the prologue.