The next day I woke up to the mouth-watering smell of waffles. I open my eyes to see the sunshine creeping in through my curtains. It seemed like another nice day. I noticed my stupid alarm clock didn't ring so I looked to see it was gone. Was this a dream? Am I finally getting rid of that darned object from the deepest darkest pits of hell? I love this da-
"Oh, you're awake" Zac said as he came into the room holding Satan's cursed object, "this stopped working so I made it for you" he smiled. I let out a loud irritated sigh.
"Did mom ask you to make that?" I asked.
"No" he said confused.
"Did I ask you to make that?" I asked him again. Slowly sitting up on the bed.
"No"
"Did Isaac ask you to make that?" I asked him standing up.
"No" he looked scared now.
"Why the hell did you frickin' make that horrid thing from hell!" I yelled.
"Are you talking about that?" He said pointing at my face, "I didn't make it, mom did" he said leaving the clock on the table and walking away smirking.
"How dare thee!" I'm not a morning person okay!
"How dare thee thy though?" Zac said.
"Fee fy fo fum"
"I have a big thumb"
"What the hell?" Connor asked as he just stood there watching our argument from the doorway
"You are dumb" I said pointing at Connor.
"Spider" he said pointing at my shoulder absent-mindedly.
"I'll let it bite me so I can be spiderman" I said triumphuntly.
"Zac get it off her" Connor sighed as he walked into the bathroom.
"I'll watch" he smiled.
"Wait there's a real spider on me!" I panicked.
"Yup" Isaac said popping the 'p'.
"Where the hell did you come from?" I panicked, pointing at Isaac.
"Mom told me to wake you up " he shrugged.
"There's a spider on me?" I stated jumping up and down.
"Hold still!" Eric came out of nowhere.
"What are you doing here?" I panicked this time pointing at Eric.
"Hold still" he said holding onto my shoulder.
"Is it really there?!" I asked earning a nod from the 3 other boys watching from the doorway.
"There you go" he said holding a really tiny spider. Earning a scream from me.
"Shut up woman!" Zac yelled.
"Spider " I pointed at it.
"Yeah so? " He asked me. I felt my throat closing up.
"Aller-" I tried choking out, while I was walking around dizzy.
"Aladin!" Eric yelled as Connor went into the bathroom.
"Allerg-" I tried again.
"Algeria? Can you stop trying to confuse us? You are the smart one on the family" Zac said.
"Allergy" I choked out as my butt made hard contact with the solid wooden floor and my vision became blurry.
"Shit! The allergy!" Isaac yelled as he ran away.
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A Nerd's Life
Humor"I started running because i knew it was the end" April Peterson, a sarcastic, bipolar, smart (duh!) girl who has a passionate love for writing. She knows her stuff and has the honour of being called the smartest in her grade. But people hate her an...
