Digital Delicacy (SaMS SolarMoon Ship)

Date How? How to Date?! ASSISTANCE NEEDED??

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*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Moon: *walks in and sits on Solar's lap*
The Squad: ...
Sun: Why are you sitting there?
Moon: There's no free seats!
Sun: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Solar: *hugs Moon tightly* There are no free seats.

"So... This was sudden."

Moon looked up from the Bonk-a-Bon game at my words before slamming the mallet on a Bon-Bon figure that popped out of a hole - as insane as that sentence is. "Yeah, I guess it was."

We were seeing who could get a higher score. I had gotten 354, and right now Moon was at 292 with 10 seconds remaining. He would've had a much higher score than me if his strategy wasn't to flail his arms around like a lost rubber octopus toy and hit anything that moved. He almost hit more Helpys, which you aren't meant to his because it'll remove points, than Bon-Bons or Bonettes if that was her fucking name. I called her Banbaleena earlier and Moon told me to jump off a cliff.

So, of course, that's what I called her. 

Anyway, I was actually careful and hit no Helpys, though I missed some of the ones I'm meant to hit. It's a good rage game anyway, since Fazbear makes the figures more durable than their bots that are meant to attack people who need to be attacked.

The 10 seconds was up, and Moon was only at 308. He bonked me in the head gently with a mallet with a smirk on his face. "You're actually good at games," he said.

I chuckle. "Well, unlike you," I informed him, "I don't like roleplaying as a drowning cat with rabies."

He paused. "... That's fair." He tossed the mallets back onto the machine. "So, what next?"

I think for a moment. "You know, I always wanted to see if those claw machines really are rigged."

"It's Fazbear, of course it's rigged."

"Yeah, but screw you."

Moon shrugs and gestures to the claw machine with a wink. "Have fun, darling~"

Damn. Hot.

I walk to the machine, ignoring my internal screaming and hoping I wasn't red, and turned it on. Fazbear didn't require coins for employees to play the games -  the only good thing about them. There were a lot of plushies in there: Sun, Moon, the Glamrocks, a few different staff bots. If I was actually any good at sewing or making anything other than machines, I would've added some of Lunar, Earth, Ruin and I. 

I'd never used a claw machine before since I never had time. The joystick had a button on it that would lower the claw. After that, it would simply automatically move over the hole thing and drop the prize, if it was still holding it. Everyone says these are the most annoying thing here. I'd be the judge of that.

"Let's see here..." I muttered to myself as I moved the claw around. I didn't care what plushy I grabbed so long as it was easy to access, though it just so happened there was a Moon plushy in the corner. It was of him in his costume - a partial mask of a crescent moon and a blue jester's outfit with stars. He once told me its like a big hug, but from Eclipse. Still, the plushy was cute.

Moon watched with a smirk, clearly not thinking I would be able to get something. I moved the joystick so the claw hovered over the doll's head and pressed the button. The claw lowered, and the three prongs wrapped around the head nicely. It only fell when the claw opened. A dull thud was heard as the plushy hit the bottom of the prize grabbing thing.

I grab the plushy and turn to a very shocked Moon before offering it to him. I copy the tone he used before. "Here you are, darling~"

A faint blush creeped onto his face as he stared at me. "Wow... how-how the fuck did you manage that?" 

I shrug. "The head was the biggest part of the plush. So I grabbed the head."

Moon raised an eyebrow, so I spoke before he could. "Make the joke, I fucking dare you."

"Well," he says, "I think you've earned the plushy." He chuckles. "You like me enough anyway. don't you?"

I wanted to hit him, but also he was hot, but also I didn't want him to win. I hug the plushy to my chest and wink at him. "I sure do."

There is a moment of awkward silence where I debate life, then I break it by speaking. "So... why ask me out all of a sudden?"

He paused. "It... I mean that whole... thing... it was a misunderstanding on both ends, right?" He scratched the back of his head nervously, sighing. "So. Maybe. We can... give... us a shot?"

Ohmygod.

I froze, my heart skipping a beat. "Are you..."

He cut me off - he tends to just spit things out if he's nervous about saying them. "Asking if you'll be my boyfriend? Yeah."

Well, to be fair, I wanted this outcome... BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST?!

"I... uh..." My tongue might as well have been amputated with how much I was speaking. Moon raised an eyebrow as he waited for my response, which - after a while of my crisis - ended up being a slightly frantic nod and a nervous grin.

Moon's lips pressed into a faint line, but a positive one - it's very easy to tell the difference after a while of talking to him. It seemed neither of us knew what to do or say now that this had happened.

What, are we meant to kiss? What the fuck is supposed to happen?!

Moon's voice interrupted my thoughts: "I mean we could if you want to."

Cool, I said that out loud. Cool, cool. God dammit.

"Is that what's meant to happen?" I tilt my head to the side. "I thought you were, like, aro-ace."

"Old me was. Turns out I'm not." He chuckles.

Right. Before I met him, Moon had went to kill one of the major enemies of his family. But turns out that guy had changed, and Moon - whom had killed innocent children many times before according to Sun (all of this is according to Sun) - couldn't bring himself to kill him. I guess Moon had set up something so the whole place they were in blows up or something, which he didn't have time to deactivate before it went off. Killcode, the 'other guy' (I don't know why he called himself 'Killcode'. Very dumb name, but whatever), got away just fine, but Moon had nearly died. He didn't, but he was hit in the head hard enough he lost his memories. Hasn't gotten them back yet, so it's unlikely he will. So now, New Moon.

"So..." I pause. I've done that a lot recently. "... Boyfriend."

"Boyfriend," Moon confirmed with a smile.

Is he cute or hot? I can't tell.

If anyone has a more human name for KC that fits, lemme know so I can make it better. This is a human AU, and having 'code' in a name isn't very human. Also, did I do semi-good for an excuse for Moon's memory wipe??