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angel's poorly directed porno

Alastor: DO NOT GO INTO ANGEL DUST'S ROOM. MY EYES ARE BURNING. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Husk: oh god what is he doing now

Angel Dust: you don't wanna join alastor?? :((

Alastor: I WILL NOT BE GETTING MY FEET OUT THANK YOU. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Sir Pentious: It's not that bad! Angel is very skilled with his hands!

Valentino: Out of context this sounds really bad

Adam: i agree with you moth man

Valentino: Eyyy

Adam: eyyy

Valentino: Do you wanna suck my cock

Charlie has muted Valentino for 24 hours

Charlie: That's enough of that! Now it's not so bad Alastor you should join us! :D

Lucifer: NUH UH CHARLASTOR IS NOT BECOMING CANON

Vaggie: woah woah it's not like that

Niffty: ITS JUST A LITTLE FUNKY FRESH

Sera: Someone tell me what is going on IMMEDIATELY

Emily: :o

Angel Dust: get your minds out of the gutter perverts we are doing feet massages on each other

Charlie: It's a trust exercise!!!

Husk: i'm glad i'm not participating

Angel Dust: that's because you have itty bitty beans

Husk: i wish alastor had just killed me

Alastor: SO DO I. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Vox: It just reminded me of those tiktoks with the sad headcanons

Lute: MY HAZBIN HOTEL HEADCANONS

Lute: NUMBER 1 ANGEL DUST SUCKS COCK

Lute: NUMBER 2 VOX HAS ATTEMPTED BEFORE

Alastor: I WISH IT WORKED. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Velvette: damn even after he bought pyjamas with your face on them

Vox: STOP IT

Adam: simp

Vox: NUH UH

Vaggie: weird alastor kink aside, my feet have never felt better

Charlie: I'm sad I never got to rub your feet Vaggie :( Niffty wanted me to rub her feet

Vaggie: i got sir pentious tentacle :/

Sir Pentious: Tentacle?? It's my BODY >:(

Vaggie: slimy

Sir Pentious: That's because you're rubbing it the wrong way

Rosie: What.

Emily: Okay guys what the frick :(

Lucifer: i'm just glad it wasn't an orgy

Angel Dust: if it was an orgy i would invite you definitely

Lilith: .

Angel Dust: your husband has NEEDS

Lucifer: :(

Husk: wowwwww i thought we meant something angel

Angel Dust: I'M TRYING BUT YOU'RE BEING AN ASS

Husk: wowwwww angel. can't believe you'd say that to the guy you like

Vox: Val is screaming

Velvette: shut your stupid little boytoy up

Vox: Wowwwwwwww can't believe you'd say that right in front of Alastor

Vox: What if he was in love with me and is now crying because his true love is fucking a moth

Alastor: TRUST ME. I AM NOT. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Charlie: He's actually choking on a fork!! :D

Emily: Someone save him! D:

Vaggie: he's swallowed it now

Angel Dust: his jaw unhinged like a snake

Sir Pentious: Impressive :S

Vox: BUT HE CANT SWALLOW ME???

Husk: he just reached into his mouth and pulled the fork out and burned it

Vox: D:

Velvette: we all know you're a bottom when it comes to alastor vox

Vox: NUH UH

Adam: lil bro is NOT busting a nut, he's busting a hernia

Angel Dust: what does your dick even look like

Vaggie: does it shoot out electricity when you're close

Lute: Do you glitch and shut down when you're overstimulated

Alastor: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HORNY? SINCERELY ALASTOR

Adam: it's like the author only knows how to make sex jokes and has no real sense of humour

Alastor: MAKES SENSE. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Charlie unmuted Valentino

Charlie: He was blowing up my DMs D:

Valentino: I'm so glad you guys asked! It's actually

Charlie muted Valentino for 24 hours

Adam: lil bro was about to be exposed

Vox: STOP CALLING ME LITTLE BRO

Adam: nuh uh lil bro

Lucifer: lil bro is NOT seeing the pearly gates

Sera: Rich coming from you.

Lucifer: :(

Lilith: HAHA

Lucifer: lilith :((((

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