USERS:
HOTEL:
sexc spider - angel dust
sunshine devil - charlie
moon angel - vaggie
puss in boots - husk
cockroach queen - niffty
mamma's boy - alastor
sssir penthouse - sir pentious
FAMILY:
duck daddy - lucifer
mommy - lilith
HEAVEN:
first douchebag - adam
adam's lesbian dick rider (aldr) - lute
Emily - emily
boring - sera
OVERLORDS:
alastor's body pillow - vox
fairy godmother - velvette
sex offender - valentino
ballerina - carmilla
shakespeare - zestial
man eater - rosie
OTHER:
mike wazowski - cherri bomb
~ enjoy ~
angel's poorly directed porno
Lucifer: vox the kinda guy to play asmr on his screen while you're crying
Velvette: he definitely listens to alastor asmr
Vaggie: "the radio demon is your boyfriend" asmr
Angel Dust: "alastor calls you a good boy and sings you a lullaby" asmr
Adam: and it's just valentino with a transatlantic accent and a radio filter
Valentino: I just want him to love me :(
Husk: lmao
Lucifer: instead he just dick rides alastor
Alastor: THERE WILL BE NO DICK RIDING. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL TREAT YOU SO WELL
Vox: ANYTHING YOU WANT
Vox: SPYING ON THE HOTEL MEMBERS, SCRATCHING YOUR ITCHY BACK, COOKING FOOD
Vox: DID YOU KNOW I CAN PLAY GARAGE BAND ON MY SCREEN SO YOU CAN MAKE MUSIC FOR YOUR RADIO SHOW
Vox: I CAN MAKE A CRACKING JAMBALAYA AND I CAN MAKE IT JUST LIKE HOW YOUR MOTHER USED TO
Alastor: :/ SINCERELY ALASTOR
Charlie: Uh oh you mentioned his mother :(
Valentino: Momma's boy
Alastor: NUH UH. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: I'LL DRESS UP AS YOUR MOTHER AND STROKE YOUR EARS OR YOUR DICK WHATEVER YOU PREFER
Alastor: CAN WE PLEASE STOP VOX FROM TEXTING? SINCERELY ALASTOR
Charlie muted Vox for 24 hours
Lute: Well now this group chat is no fun
Emily: What do we talk about now? D:
Sir Pentious: Whenever I hear warehouse I think of a werehouse
Sir Pentious: A person who becomes a house when it's a full moon :S
Cherri Bomb: wow that's so romantical penthouse
Sir Pentious: Penthouse??
Angel Dust: permission to change sir pentious's name to penthouse?
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction❝Alastor: I AM NOT A CIRCUS. SINCERELY ALASTOR Vox: You won't let me touch your urine :((❞ • where charlie makes a group chat and it quickly spirals out of her control ALSO AVAILABLE ON AO3
