I was on this date with this really pretty girl. The date was going fine. I really liked her, she found me really funny. Well, I had drank too much water and um... Started turning green. She started to freak out. I mean, people don't know I'm part plant. I try to keep that part of my life secret. I tried to give her a reassuring hug, but my vines came out and almost suffocated her. She ran out of the restaurant so fast and I never got another call from her. Sigh. #plantmanproblems
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Sassy and Planty-how it should have gone
De TodoSo we're going to write a book, but before we actually write it, we're going to write down scenes or moments we think are funny that probably won't be in the book. It is suppose to be funny. Please enjoy
