Chaotic Friendship Funny Moments

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Wow hey again I'm really having a lot of fun writing this!!! Who knew that rediscovering a fic you wrote in highschool would make you start hyperfixating on it again!!!!! So crazy

But I hope anyone who's reading this is having fun too 🥰🥰🥰

Anyway we be getting wacky today bc the floodgates have finally been opened for Blaise to become a fucking psycho like Harry yippee

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Harry's got to be a fucking mind reader or something because how the fuck did he manage to pick out the exact bands and styles of music that Blaise would like???

He's literally in shock listening to what's been recently added to his music library. Every song in here is a fucking banger.

One might be wondering where he's currently located, since his dorm is too dangerous to be using muggle tech. Well, he's hiding out in an unused bathroom. What an inspired choice.

However, when someone's faced with the sickest beats they've ever heard in their life, location doesn't really matter, does it?

Regardless, Blaise may or may not be homosexual for Deftones, but that's a crisis for another day. He's too busy having the greatest music experience of his life.

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Once again, Blaise's bad decisions have come back to bite him in the ass. Setting up camp in that bathroom and listening to music all night fucked him up worse than the last time he stayed up late with Harry.

He feels dead, literally. Luckily, he just has to say one word - name - and his friends immediately understand.

The dark-skinned teen receives the whole spiel from Draco and Pansy for the nth time while Theo and the others ply him with food and coffee.

"History today?" He asks, hoping for a miracle.

"Sorry, mate. Only got a half day today, though."

Blaise groans. He doesn't think he can make it through classes without passing out, but then he has his first intelligent thought of the day.

"Surely I could get a Pepper-Up from Madam Pomfrey?"

"Surely, mate. You okay getting there yourself?" Theo offers.

"I'll be fine. See you guys in class." He gets up, grabbing his bag, and leaves the Great Hall.

Blaise doesn't make it to the infirmary, though. At some point on his journey, he's dragged into an alcove unexpectedly.

"SHIT! Who the bloody hell- Harry?" Indeed, the person who dragged him into the alcove is none other than Potter. Said boy grins mischievously at him.

"I saw how tired you looked so I brought a little something to help you out." He then rummages around in his bag before pulling out- of course, a can of Monster.

"Thanks. At least now I won't have to beg for a potion from the infirmary." Blaise accepts the drink and opens it before taking several sips. It tastes better than Pepper-Up potion, at least.

"So, did you enjoy the music I added?" Harry asks, trying to make conversation.

"Yeah, that's why I'm like this." He gestures to his face. "I stayed up all night listening to it."

"Oh. Well, I'm glad you liked it! Maybe don't do that though."

"Says the guy who only sleeps on weekends. Shut up. Also gimme more Deftones." Blaise retorts, handing Harry his iPod.

"'Kay." The device is slipped into Harry's bag. "Oh! Also, I almost forgot. Next Hogsmeade weekend, you wanna go together?"

Blaise isn't given a chance to answer because Harry starts making plans before he can even open his mouth.

As Harry's busying himself with planning the whole day, Blaise casts a Tempus and realizes he has only ten minutes to get to class. He's gone before Harry even has time to say bye to him.

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When Harry returns Blaise's iPod, it does indeed have more Deftones on it. There's also a stupid little charm dangling from it.

"Harry, the fuck is this?" He gestures to said charm, which has three pieces attached to it: a snake, a mini version of Deftones' logo, and a rainbow.

"Bro doesn't know I can see the device name when I'm adding music. L bozo." Well. That answers everything.

Blaise gazes down upon his iPod, aptly named 'gay for deftones', and curses himself for deciding to be just a little bit silly for once.

"If you get rid of it, I'm burying you in the Forbidden Forest by the way." Harry adds. "You have to live with your mistake forever now."

"Yeah, well, you suck and you're cringe and I'll bury you first." The dark-skinned teen knows he's won when he sees his friend pouting at him.

"I can't believe you just said that, and after I helped you out today too." Harry says. He's acting like he's upset, but it's obvious that he enjoys the banter.

Blaise notices that it's getting late, however, so the banter will have to continue another day.

"Well, this was fun, but I want to not be asleep on my feet tomorrow so I'm heading off. Bye."

Harry waves him off as he leaves. The energy drink from that morning finally starts to wear off, so Blaise is asleep as soon as he's in bed.

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In case you haven't noticed, I suck at ending chapters 😭😭😭 sorry if they're unbearable lmao

But anyway next chapter is another time skip to Hogsmeade weekend yippee

Harry's friend group is... interesting so I hope I'm able to write the dynamic well 🙏🙏🙏

K byeeeee

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