Okay so all of my pookies are fucking stupid, but Harry is the stupidest bc what the actual fuck was the last chapter right
Jesus took the wheel and went 150 on the highway type shit
But anyway we have upgraded from chaotic friendship moments to chaotic boyfriend moments which means even more shenanigans
Enjoy bye
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Harry's been in somewhat of a daze for the past week because wow, he's got a fucking boyfriend. How novel. There's a guy who just shows up whenever and hangs out with him, and hugs him, and kisses him, and likes the same music as him, and...
(This train of thought continues for half an hour. The author is saving you from having to read a list of every single thing Harry likes about Blaise)
He does feel a bit stupid for not noticing that Blaise likes him, but to be fair, his only other experience with traditionally romantic activities is with a lesbian, so it makes sense for his radar to be skewed.
Anyway, summer's coming up, which means three whole months of being able to see Blaise whenever he wants. And his friends, of course!
So he's been planning. And during his planning, he came up with the awesomest idea. A homestay!!! He's getting excited just by thinking about it.
Picture this: he'll get to play video games with Blaise, go to concerts with Blaise, go shopping on Oxford Street with Blaise...
(Bro is delulu about his own boyfriend ain't no way)
Said Slytherin finds Harry in the Room hunched over his guitar, spaced out and giggling hysterically. He waves a hand in front of the boy's face which snaps him out of his daze.
"Hey there, you good?" A wide grin spreads across Harry's face.
"You should come over for summer." The statement comes out of left field, leaving Blaise struggling to form a response.
"Pardon?" He asks weakly.
"I said, you should come over for summer! Not the whole three months, mind, but I thought it'd be fun to get you some more experience with Muggle stuff. Like, have you ever exited platform nine and three-quarters to King's Cross? It feels weird 'cuz you're literally walking through a wall, but it's so cool, especially when you're entering and see the Express on the other side! And-"
"Merlin, Harry, you're a have-a-chat today, aren't you?" Blaise says good-naturedly.
"I guess it's just 'cuz I'm so happy!!" And damn, that just melts a guy's heart, doesn't it?
"...and because I've had like three Mango Locos since class finished."
Fucking of course. Screw him for expecting a romantic moment from the CEO of caffeine addiction.
"You're gay and a bellend. Fuck you for ruining that nice moment we were having." Blaise states, pointing an accusing finger at Harry.
"You're gay and a muppet." The four-eyed bastard says mirthfully.
"Die."
"Nope! You're stuck with me!" To prove his point, Harry wraps himself around Blaise's body like a damn monkey. He calls the boy as much.
"Well if I'm a monkey, then you'd be a tree, yeah? Right color for it too."
"I can't believe you just said that. What was even going through your head? 'Hur hur, brown boy plus brown tree equals funny'? You're insane."
"If it makes you feel any better, you're the handsomest tree I've ever laid eyes on. Now gimme a kiss." Harry leans in and makes obnoxious fake kissing noises.
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That One Where Harry Potter is Addicted to Monster and Plays Electric Guitar
Fanfiction^^^ Title (REWRITE OF OLD STORY -> READ A/N) Was supposed to be crack but evolved into something resembling a plot with a potential endgame ship so 👀 -------- I thought of this and it won't go away. figured I might as well just write it and see wha...
