Two Birds on a Wire ( Sparrow/Jessica Keynes x Reader)

~BOOM~

Y/n nodded. The two ran out of the room to search for a way to stop hypnotiser. As they were about to turn, they saw him. The two quickly hid behind the wall. "Who is that...?" Y/n whispered. "That's him... Shush..."

"That's Hypnotiser...? He's so goddanm ugly..." Sparrow had to hold I'm his laughter. "Can't argue with that... How old are you anyway...? If you don't mind me asking..." Sparrow asked as he glances at her and realized she almost looks like their the same age. "14" "Really? Same- I-I mean... Good for you, little lady..."

Sparrow immediately started eavesdropping. Hypnotiser had a button in his hand. PUSH IT- Jk. "Tomorrow... This year's wedding anniversary, I shall give my beloved an EXPLOSIVE SURPRISE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL EXPLODE THIS SIDE OF NEW YORK CITY AND FINALLY IMPRESS HER! AND NOTHING! AND I MEAN NOTHING! WILL GET IN MY WA-"

Sparrow used his boomerang and swiped the button off his hand.
"Oops. Looks like I got in your way. Happy Wedding Anniversary!" Sparrow grabbed Y/n's arm and dragged her away.

"What is that?!!" Y/n yelled. "Probably a bomb!!!" Sparrow heard Hypnotiser yell. "GET THOSE TWO TEENAGERS!!!" and immediately, hypnotised people started chasing after them or coming right at them left or right!

Suddenly... Sparrow had an idea... First, he had to make sure Y/n was in a safe place. He hid her in a closet. "Wha- HEY! SPARROW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!" "I'm sorry, N/n! But don't worry, I'll come back for you!!" "But I wanted to help you!!!" "Sorry?" "SPARROW YOU MOTHERFU-" He immediately shut the door and locked it. Before running off, he made sure to apologize again. "Sorry again!!" And he ran off.

He called Uncanny using his transformer/watch (Ima call it a watch cuz I'm lazy asf I have a Jax x Reader story to continue so-) "Uncanny! I need you to bring a huge thick and soft blanket! Trust me on this, alright?" Before Uncanny could answer she just nodded and trusted Sparrow.

Sparrow ended the call and yelled to the hypnotised people: "COME AND GET ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" They chased after him following him wherever he's going. He immediately went to the closet he left Y/n at. How could he forget his 'friend'? He immediately opened the door. "What is happeni-" Before she could speak, Sparrow picked Y/n up bridal style and went back to running.
"We gotta go!"

Sparrow calls Uncanny again. "Where's the blanket???" "Just run straight!! What are you even planning?" "Just watch!!" And the call ended! Sparrow broke the glass with his boomerang. Before he could jump he pushed the button and BOOM!

The place exploded, and the hypnotised people fell into the blanket. Sparrow landed on the ground and let Y/n down. "Did you just-" "Explode a building with Hypnotiser inside? Yeah... You okay?" "Traumatized, but yeah I'm okay" Sparrow chuckled. "Welp! Best be on my way! See ya around, Little Lady!" And he fled. Little did he know, Uncanny Valley was watching their interaction when they got out.

Meanwhile, Hypnotiser was injured and his wife was tied up. "I'm sorry, my love... I just wanted to give you a beautiful anniversary this year... To impress you..." Sedusa laughed.
"You didn't need to impress me, darling! You impress me everyday!" The two smiled at each other and got into the police car. Villain Couples. We need more of those. DO YOU HEAR ME DISNEY?!!

After that was settled, the family headed home. De transformed and did whatever they did in their apartment. But... Aeon had to ask... "Hey, Jess. Who was that girl you saved? She seemed nice" "Oh, that was a girl that was stuck in that building" Barbara entered the conversation. "Well, you did good, Jess. First time on a mission and you handled it like a champ!" Jess smiled at the compliment given by her mother. "Thanks mom"

Barbara smiled and cleared her throat. "We have an issue. There's been reports of a sibling duo called Razzle and Dazzle causing chaos around New York. They haven't been caught yet, and we know only little details about them. We need a new superhero... Jess is enough, but we need someone who has eyes like an eagle and sneaky as a bat..." Aeon raised her hand.

"I think I know someone! Give me the transformer! I'll give it to the person who I know will be a perfect super hero, and then when I'm done giving it, I will erase the information of their identity!"

"Good thinking, Aeon. Alright, do your thing" Barbara gave Aeon the transformer and Aeon went to go to the new superhero who was about to get their power!