BF/N: So, let me get this straight. You're an assassin?
Loona: I'm actually a receptionist for the company. I.M.P. is short for Immediate Murder Professionals where we take calls from people who want someone guilty dead. The innocent are safe.
Y/N: ... So, you're bounty hunters?
Loona: What? No. We're just... assassins who get paid to kill guilty assholes.
Y/N: That's kinda relatable to bounty hunters.
BF/N: And your father, sorry, adopted father runs the company and he lets you get away with a lot?
Loona: Yeah. He loves me that much.
Y/N: Right. And... "Fatty"?
Loona: That's a name I call Moxxie whenever I want to. And that's all the time. I beat his ass up when he complains about me. He's the worst. And trust me, he may not look fat, but-
Y/N: Nah, nah. It's fine. If you wanna call him that, I guess there's no harm in us doing so. Right?
BF/N: Yep. I've had my fill of assholes who complain a lot.
Loona: ... So, you guys are okay with me being an assassin, even though I kill people?
Y/N: Hey, I'm not bothered by it. Unless you've gotten caught.
Loona: Oh no. We get away with a lot. Nobody suspects a thing.
BF/N: Seriously?
Loona: Didn't I say that we're also suicide assassins? We make it look like an accident based on what our client wants us to do to get payback for them. Like, car accidents, stoves left on, etc. Anything that counts as a suicide, we do it.
Y/N: Damn. You must be some kind of master assassin.
Loona: *blushes* W-Well, I rarely get to go. I get left behind.
Y/N: What? Seriously? Man, Blitzø is wasting good talent, leaving you behind like that!
Loona: He just wants to protect me from perverts and assholes.
Y/N: Right. You did mention that.
BF/N: ... Umm, N/N? A word?
They both walk away.
BF/N: *whispers* N/N, this could be perfect! With someone of Loona's caliber, she'll be able to kill your father and he won't be a problem for us!
Y/N: *whispers* BF/N, in case you forgot, my father is literally all-powerful, all-seeing, all-knowing! He has eyes and ears everywhere!
BF/N: *whispering* If that's the case, they would've caught Loona and the others.
Y/N: *whispering* I can't do that to them! I don't doubt her abilities, but Henry's security is superb. Plus, he's mayor! We can't kill him, yet.
BF/N: *whispering* And we can't have Henry send more bodyguards to find you! It won't be long until he finds this place.
Unknown to them, Loona, with her super sensitive hearing, overheard everything. For some reason, after hearing them saying that Henry was looking for Y/N, she got a bad feeling about it. And to top it off, her canine instincts came in as if she wanted to protect Y/N from all danger, even though she's a hellhound.
Loona: *without thinking* Well, I'm not going to let that happen to you, N/N!
They turn to Loona.
Y/N: Huh?
Loona: *without thinking* If you're hiding from this Henry guy and he's looking for you, then I won't let him catch you!
BF/N: Wait, you heard us?
Loona realized what happened and blushed as her eyes widen.
Loona: *blushing* I-I mean... I meant what I said, but... N-Not in the way you're thinking.
They look at each other and back at Loona.
Y/N: Alright, then. Well, we can't go back to the house. The guards that Henry hired are already there, I think.
Loona: Well, what now?
???: The answer's obvious.
Everyone gasped and turned around to see the doors barged open, revealing more bodyguards with guns.
Y/N: *glares angrily* ...
Guard #1: You're handing over Y/N one way or another.
BF/N: So that Henry can take him back as his son? No fucking way! Not after the Hell he put his son through!
Guard #2: Hey, can't refuse the mayor's orders.
BF/N: Can and fucking will! How did he even become the mayor, anyway?
Guard #3: *chuckles*
Guard #4: Sorry, but that's the boss's business.
Y/N: Forget it! I'm not going anywhere with you!
Guard #3: As pathetically annoying as you all are, we need you alive, N/N. Boss's orders.
He then shot a tranquilizer dart against Y/N's neck and he fell to the ground, blacking out.
BF/N: N/N!
The guards moved in, but suddenly, a fist came crashing into one of the guards and they looked to see Loona and she was angry.
Loona: You're not laying one goddamn finger on him!
BF/N: Loona...?
Guard #4: What a fucking bitch! Kill her!
Loona growled angrily as they all charged at Loona, but she ran to them. As BF/N tried to wake Y/N up, he watched as Loona was making short work on all the guards thanks to her agility, strength, and speed. In the shadows, blood was splattered everywhere as Loona was killing them all in many ways. After a while, she was able to kill most of the guards, but suddenly, she got tranquilized, as well.
BF/N: Loona!
Guard #5: That was too close. This bitch is powerful.
Guard #6: Take her to the boss. I'm sure he has something planned for her.
Guard #7: What about the boy?
Guard #6: Leave him. He's no threat to us. But... Just in case...
The two guards approached BF/N and held him down.
BF/N: Let me go, you motherfuckers! You can't do this! Y/N!!! LOONA!!!
He watched as they took Y/N and Loona with them. When BF/N closed his eyes, he thought back to his past.
Guard #8: Sorry it's come to this, boy. It's just money.
BF/N: ... Money... Of course... What else is there to work for...?
Suddenly, BF/N opened his eyes and glared angrily.
BF/N: NO ONE TREATS MY BEST FRIENDS LIKE THAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!
Despite their combined attempts to keep him down, BF/N was able to slowly stand back up and pushed them off. He then grabbed a gun from one of them and shot them both. He then ran outside and saw a car drive away, but before long, he grabbed his phone and snapped a picture of the license plate on the car.
BF/N: Hang on, guys. I'm coming! *runs away*
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HUMAN & HELLHOUND: Welcome to My Life (Loona Lovelorn x Male Human Reader)
Fanfiction"A human that struggles in a world where good people never win." "A hellhound that struggles to trust anybody in a terrible world." Forced to run away due to his parents always arguing, Y/N lives his life with his new best friend BF/N in their new h...
