Chapter 21: Western Somethings...

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After getting asked to come with Blitzø and everyone else to take care of Loona's Shot, who looks extremely afraid or wanting to commit a murder, so they plopped me in the trunk, like always. 

We drive to the location, as Blitzø gets a call "Oh shit Stolas, It's really not a good time buddy..." The speak was on "I'm sorry its a bad time yet again Blitzy but um... I seen to have found myself in a bit of a sitch I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment." Stolas says, "Lucky bitch..." "Um, well no, rather unlucky I seem to have been stolen by that little cowboy friend of yours." 

"Ohh, which one?" Bllitzø asks, "How many cowboys do you know? *to Stolas* What does he look like your highness?" Moxxie asks, "mmm... Sexy?" Stolas answers, "That's Striker sir!"Moxxie says, I looked at Moxxie HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW OFF THAT ONE DESCRIPTION.

"Oh for fucks sake! can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?" Blitzø asked, "I believe her has me bound with blessed rope, which limits my ability to free myself I'm afraid. So, I think you should come save me." Stolas replies, "Oh shit Stolas, I can't today alright? I'm sorry. I-I'm literally on my way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies S.H.O.T." Blitzø says as we look to see Loona looking extremely paranoid.

"It takes years to book an appointment at this place, it took five to get this one, and she's been doing a lot of field work so you know, she needs it." Blitzø continues "oh, ha ha, well id o agree that is very important... but I-" Stolas gets cut off by Striker, "Don't worry about your lanky bird... He's in good hands HEHEHEHE." With that the call ends.

"Gaaagh... Damn it" Blitzø then crush his own phone as he increases speed on the car, as we are know closer to the hospital.

"Sir let me an Moxxie handle this one." Millie suggests, "Okay, are you two sure you've got this alone?" Blitzø asks,  "We can do it sir, together we are a lethal combo. And we both have a score to settle with that dickhead." Moxxie reassures.

"alright, well hurry. Stolas sounds like he might be in real shit this time. And knowing that guys aesthetic, my money's that he's in Wrath. Now get your asses down there and look for some cowboy crap or something." Blitzø says taking Loona out of the car, as I move to the front "Moxxie hold out your hand." I say.

"okay what Fo-OWW." Moxxie shouts as I stab his finger with my blade, "What the heck was that for?" "If you're in trouble I can come to you but my darhkness needs to be present there, so call and I'll come." I say as I join Loona and Blitzø, as Moxxie and Millie speed off.

"come on Loonie, come on this'll be over lickity split alright?" Blitzø says now rushing into the hospital. We eventually reached the office we needed to be in " Christ on a stick! Of all the days for him to get his stupid feathered ass kidnapped I have waited five fucking years for this appointment! FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!!!" Blitzø shouts as he enters.

"Was that really needed?" I ask, as a mother and her child on a leash was watching with a disgusted look "hi. The fuck you looking at?" Blitzø ask, as Blitzø goes to the front desk, I have to look after Loona, well look after is an understatement as she is instead coiled in my cape tried to hide herself as much as possible.

"I may not be a Hellhound, but in the situation we've been in how can this be any worse?" I ask, Loona calms down a bit but still whining in fear. Soon Blitzø joins us and hears the whining from Loona, "Oh don't worry Loonie. It's okay, it's just one little prick, you won't feel it." Blitzø reassures calming Loona down a bit more.

"Ew, don't say that, it sounds vulgar." The woman next to us complains, "excuse me?" Blitzø questions "Pervert!" she shouts, with we just leave it alone soon it gets even longer and quieter of a wait, "next time Blitzø if you need an appointment for something, maybe ask me." I say "What how would you get an appointment so easily?" Blitzø asks,

"Weeeeeelllllll, I did come to Sloth a few times with Bee, to help steal some drugs, Belphagor found out and she, was slightly annoyed by it, tired of course, but annoyed, as compensation I helped her out a bit." I say, "oh so your fucking to two sins now?" Blitzø says, as I then smack him in the back of the head, "Do me a favor and do not mention that type of shit relating to them again." I demand, "Ahh but im close, I'll take that." 

I turn to check on Loona she's curled up with her tail covering most of her with my cape cover more of her, but when I turn back I watch as Blitzø was about to commit a 2 for 1 special with the kids and mother next to us. but they were saved by the nurse calling for us. Blitzø manually carries Loona into the doctor's office, as I follow behind.

We enter and waiting for the doctor to arrive, Loona was shaking still but wasn't covering herself with Blitzø next to her, as I leaned against the wall waiting.

Eventual the doctor did arrive, judging to the name with a PHD on the wall his name appear to be Somma. "Oh you must be Bingo and this... is Tuna." Somma says, "Loona, yea, and you can hurry up please she's isn't a fan of  shots, so lets try to make this quick, for all of our sakes or Alex here my have to man hander her to stay still." Blitzø says gesturing to me, "you could've used better phrasing." I say

"Oh come now, it can't be that bad I see hellhounds everyday and there hasn't been ONE thats caused any issues." Somma says, "oh that's reassuring." I say looking away but as soon as I look back he was holding a shot the size of him, I was completely dumbfounded as I looked to Loona.

She growled more and more and Blitzø saw that making his move and jump to Somma and lifted him up as Loona tried to pounce on him. "ahh shit." I sigh as I move to try and subdue Loona.

"we can do this the easy way or the hard way." Loona says as she stares daggers at me and howls, "Now I see you wanna do this the hard way now." I say as she tried to pounce on me but went right through, I turn and tried to pounce on her but she was fast and I missed, as then noticed Blitzø and Somma, and start to chase them.

Blitzø managed to grab Loona's tail but it didn't do any thing to slow her down, eventually we managed to pin her down on the table. "Hurry now." Blitzø shouts for Somma to inject her, which he aims for her head... WHY THE BODY ISNT MOVING. Soon Loona breaks free and sends Somma into the trash of used needles.

After some brutal hits Blitzø took, we managed to corner Loona, Blitzø jumps on top of her and pins her head down, while I grabbed her legs and waste and held her there. "NOW." Blitzø shouts to Somma as he stabs and injects her in the ass. Loona did not take that lightly. She howled the most feral wolf howl I've heard in a long time.

Blitzø gets slammed onto the floor, as Loona prepares to what could be to Kill Blitzø, but just as she jumped I got infront and put my arm out as she bitten down on it. The bite was hard, and intense she put more and more pressure on it. This feeling of pain... something  I missed for a long time.

Soon Loona slowly calmed more and more down, before realizing she was bitting my arm. She release my arm "I-" Loona was about to apologize, but I stopped her, "let's just act like this never happened." I reassure as I wipe some dahrkness over the holes where she bit. 

Soon Somma put a cone on her head and handed her a sucker, as we then leave the hospital.

But as we left the IMP van arrived and both Moxxie and Millie were injured, and a crowed of demons huddled to the Van and took Stolas out, as they rushed him into the hospital we just were in.

"oh christ on a stick what the heck was that all about?" Blitzø asked, "Stolas got hurt really badly." Millie states, "wha-what... he can get hurt!?" Blitzø was in a state of confusion and distraught.

I watched as Blitzø stood and watched the hospital for a few minutes, before we all collectively left.

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