Total Drama (2023) Presents: World Tour (The Remix)

Total Drama Cast As Memes & Vines

Since my book is halfway being done, and I'm unfortunately stuck with a bit of writer's block, I decided to dedicate this chapter to entertain you with a few random memes or vines that I found on YouTube, and how some of them fit in well with the cast of my story and a few friends as well. (Keep in mind, these memes aren't mine and be prepared, as some of these have foul language) Hope you enjoy.

Stop Attacking Me!

Cindy: *When trying to threatening Silas* You want to lose all this and go back to the dark place, where we had nothing!?
*Cut to a fake flashback of when they were kids*
Fake Child Silas: *Holds out an empty jar* Please sir, I want some more.
*Back to present*
Silas: Cindy, we grew up in the suburbs, our parents were dentists
*Cut to Real Flashback*
Silas & Cindy's Biological Father: So, how was school today?
Real Child Cindy: Stop ATTACKING ME!!! *Throws table at their father*

Stab! Stab! Stab!

Vincent: You don't get to do this! I'm F*cking Vincent! I'm the f*cking man and you are just a bunch of old clowns or something! I started Silas and Mateo's relationship and yet I don't get a single ounce of respect!? You all should be worshipping me! You pathetic, disgusting, f*cking, losers!! *Suddenly feels a sudden pain in the back of his abdomen and screams in pain*
Mateo: *Smiles* Whoa...
Alex: Uh, you have something sticking out of your...your thing there...
*Vincent then falls to the ground and it's revealed that Scary Girl stabbed him, as she was carrying a knife.*
Silas: Lauren!?
Scary Girl: *Looks down at Vincent and stabs him repeatedly* STAB! STAB! STAB!!! *Laughs manically as she continues to stab Vincent repeatedly*
Emily: *Watching from the TV* Holy Sh*t...
Scary Girl: Ha ha! Blood!! *Continues to laugh manically*

Go Back To Sleep and Starve

Vincent: *Wakes up from a nap* Oh sorry, I must've fallen asleep while I waiting on you to make me a sandwich
Silas: *Death glare* Go back to sleep. And starve.

Popsicles You Sicko!

Julia: Well I, love to suck—
Emily: I swear to f*ck if you say d*cks—
Julia: Popsicles you sicko! Get your mind out of the gutter. *falls and Emily catches her* But yeah, d*cks too. *looks at Emily with a smirk* However, I wouldn't mind going for—
Emily: *Drops Julia and walks away*

My Boo!

Silas & Mateo: *Singing* Baby! It started when we were younger, you were mine, my boo!
Cindy & Vincent: *Staring at them in anger and jealousy*

Give Me One Good Reason Why I Should Do What You Said:

Vincent: *When Cindy wants Silas gone* Give me one good reason why I should do what you said—
Cindy: Because I SAID SO, BOY—

As A Child—

Emily: *Phone rings and picks up the phone* Hello?
Gina: Hey I'm here.
Emily: As a child I was forced to eat dog food and—
Gina: Open the f*cking door!

The Consequences Of Our Actions:

Silas: *Finds out about the dark side of a fandom* What the f*ck am I looking at!?
Scarlett: The consequences of our actions. *Looks gravely at Silas* And it's only gonna get worse from here
Silas: I...Oh no...

Most Mentally Stable Characters To Be Paired Together:

Alex: *Looks at Silas & Mateo* So, do you think pairing them up could be a good idea?
Scarlett: Of course I would, they're the two most mentally stable characters to be paired together
Mateo: *Looks to be done with Team Pyro's incompetence*
Silas: *Visibly concerned for Mateo*

I guess a part of me likes to:

Scary Girl: *To Cindy, singing* I guess a part of me likes to. Who knew? I guess a part of me likes to *Brings out a rope with a sadistic smile* hang with you.
Cindy: *Runs away*

Keep It Positive:

Bowie, Scarlett, Scary Girl, MK & Gina: *Singing to Silas* Keep it positive!
MK: As you slap her to the floor!
Bowie, Scarlett, Scary Girl, MK & Gina: *Singing to Silas* Keep it positive!
Scarlett: As you pull her hair and call her wh*re!
Gina: You can take her in a fight
Bowie: *Mentioning Mateo* You and him will unite!
Bowie, Scarlett, Scary Girl, MK & Gina: We're positive!
Scary Girl: Kill her!!

It Sucks To Be Me:

Mateo: *Singing* It sucks to be me
Alex: *Singing* No it sucks to be me.
Scarlett: *Singing* It sucks to be me
Silas: *Singing* Sucks to be me
All: *Singing* Is there anybody here that doesn't suck to be. It sucks to be me.

I think we can all agree:

Cindy: I think we can all agree *Mentions her team* I'm the ten amongst these threes

I Just Wanna Survive:

Alex: *singing* I don't want to be special, no no. I just wanna survive.

Age Old Question:

Gina: And now it's time for the age old question.
Julia: Like what's Mateo's deal? Is he single?
Bowie: No, he and Silas are dating.
Gina: I'm talking about who does the best Silas impression.
Mateo: What?

I Only Had Him for A Day And A Half:

Scarlett: *Holding Chibi Alex* I only had Alex for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen, I'd kill everyone and then myself.

You Two Just Need to Bone:

Gina: The challenges and the money aren't keeping you and Alex apart. You two just need to bone
Scarlett: What?
Silas: Don't say it again!
Gina: I said you two need to bone
Scarlett: How. Dare you, Georgina Floki. I am your supreme leader of this team!! *In one space* Bone!! *In another space* What happens between us is none of your business! *In another space* BONE!!!! *Back to present* Don't ever, speak to me like that again. *Leaves*
Silas: Why on earth did you say that?
Gina: Girl was pent up. Now she knows.

Who Broke It?:

Mateo: So, who broke it? *points to the broken coffee machine* I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Silas: I did, I broke—
Mateo: No, no you didn't. *To Gina* Gina?
Gina: Don't look at me. *Points to Alex* Look at Alex.
Alex: What? I didn't break it.
Gina: Strange, how do you even know that it's broken?
Alex: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Gina: Suspicious
Alex: No, it's not.
Scarlett: If it matters, probably not, but *Points to Julia* Julia was the last one by the coffee cart earlier.
Julia: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!
Scarlett: Really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart then?
Julia: I used the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone know that, Scarlett!!
Silas: Okay let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mateo.
Mateo: No! Who broke it!?
Gina: *Turns to Emily* Mateo, Emily's been awfully quiet.
Emily: REALLY!?!
*They then engage in an argument*
Mateo: *To Silas, Alex & Scarlett* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Alex: I predict ten minutes from now, they'll beat each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Scarlett: Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.

(And that's all the vines and memes that I have, if you would like to include more, please let me know, and I'll see you again soon.)

(Gina, Alex & Emily belong to karateunicornalc )

(Silas, Mateo, Cindy & Vincent belong to me)