The Banana man and Baguette man /// [An enemies to lovers story]

The start [Arc 1]

Banana man was walking down the street. Everyone by the street who saw the Banana man approaching started running away. He had a sinister smile on his face as the people ran, and he sinisterly ate the banana he had in his hand. Suddenly, as the banana man was walking, a bystander bumped into him. Angrily he turned around, and there he saw a man with a brown hat, who was holding two baguettes. "What's-a the idea?? You bitch! 😡" Said the man. Banana man was NOT pleased. Not only did this random man who he didn't know bump into him and dare curse at him, but he also looked to be stealing Banana man's whole vibe!
"You shouldn't have said that, buddy." Threatened the Banana man. He then sinisterly ate his banana in front of the Baguette man.

"You gave-a me that angry look first, I can say whatever-a I want-a! 😡😡" Replied the Baguette man frustratedly.

"Do you have any idea who I am? Everyone else ran away, what makes you think that you're any different?" Snarked the Banana man. But it was true. The people walking by ran as soon as they saw the Banana man's presence. Why didn't the Baguette man do the same?

"That's-a cause' you don't-a scare me, you pasty white boy." The Baguette man said calmly.

The banana man's jaw dropped. "Now you've done it, pal." He said. "Done what? I said what-a I said. You don't-a scare me."

The two continued to argue. It went on for 5 minutes until they finally decided to stop.

"I better not see you again, pal." Sinisterly said the Banana man. He then left furiously.

From all that quarreling, the Banana man had completely forgotten about the banana he was eating, so now he had to buy a new one in the market, to which he went to.

Yet again, upon the Bananas man's arrival to the market, everyone there left as soon as he entered. Banana man was starting to get tired of this. Sure, he liked being scared by everyone, but it sucks knowing that he's never going to be loved or respected by anyone. Nevertheless, he went to the banana section and started his shopping. It was kind of hard shopping however because the Banana man couldn't stop thinking about the Baguette man. He was a moron sure, but he was the first person that didn't run from the Banana man's presence. Maybe he wasn't so bad. Anyway, the Banana man was finished with his shopping, so he left, now walking to his humble home. Little did the Banana man know, a certain someone who was still pissed was also in the market, watching him, now following him home.

The Banana man had returned to his humble home. It was actually an empty, sad home because the Banana man lived alone. He placed his 6 plastic bags filled with bananas from the market on the floor, and walked towards his room's bathroom. He looked in the mirror and started bawling. "What is my life?? 😢😢" Sobbed the Banana man in the zestiest voice ever. Suddenly, the bathroom door opened and there stood the Baguette man (apparently he has no manners and just invited himself into the Banana man's home and heard the sound of a little girl having a tantrum coming from the bathroom.) The Banana man was shocked. "WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE??" Yelled the Banana man.

"Were you crying just-a now?" Asked the Baguette man, ignoring the Banana man's question.

"..No.." Hesitantly said the Banana man.

"Sure, buddy. [ed's note - I'm dropping the italian btw I can't keep doing this.] Well.. I originally followed you so I could shove my baguette down your throat but seeing you cry changed my mind.." The Baguette man replied.
"You what now."

"Hey.. sorry for earlier. I realized now that spreading negativity is no good. How about we set our differences aside and be friends? What do you say, buddy?"

The Banana man thought to himself. Maybe now he could finally have someone respect him for who he was.

"You know what.. yes. I'm tired of being the villain in this story. 😞 I'm going to stop making enemies!!" Said the Banana man.

The Banana man and Baguette man looked into each other's eyes and nodded.

This was the beginning of the Banana man and Baguette man's awesome friendship. Will this develop into something more? To be continued..